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clay ⛷️
@hanfjob
one time i fell onto the subway tracks
Brooklyn, NY
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    clay ⛷️
    @hanfjob
    May 29
    Album out:
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    Infinite Money Glitch - Album by Postal Exchange | Spotify
    Postal Exchange · album · 2026 · 11 songs
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    @hanfjob
    Jun 16, 2024
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    @hanfjob
    Oct 1, 2022
    johnny wearing the exact same fit as steve harvey is so fucking funny
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    @hanfjob
    Jul 3, 2023
    *pulling petals off a flower* it’s so over we’re so back it’s so over we’re so back
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    @hanfjob
    Jul 4, 2023
    lmfao
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    @hanfjob
    Aug 5, 2023
    they kinda beasted on this one
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    DA VINKI
    @VorosTwins
    Aug 5, 2023
    We’re not the Island Boys!
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    @hanfjob
    Nov 19, 2023
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    clay ⛷️
    @hanfjob
    Oct 31, 2023
    dating history: -bad bitch i fumbled -bad bitch i fumbled -bad bitch i fumbled -bad bitch i fumbled -bad bitch i fumbled -bad bitch i fumbled -bad bitch i fumbled -bad bitch i fumbled -bad bitch i fumbled -bad bitch i fumbled -bad bitch i fumbled -bad bitch i fumbled
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    clay ⛷️
    @hanfjob
    Oct 16, 2022
    *honks your boob* peace be with you
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    @hanfjob
    Feb 1, 2024
    this may be easily one of the funniest tweets i’ve ever seen tbh
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    pink berry
    @thedarkprowler
    Jan 31, 2024
    me: *trying to conceal tears after learning my wife cheated on me* my 5 year old son in the back of my gmc grand sierra:
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    @hanfjob
    Jan 15, 2023
    i give off a very “not doing well” vibe that discomforts the people around me
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    @hanfjob
    Nov 5, 2024
    walking out of the third polling station of the day
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    @hanfjob
    Nov 8, 2022
    i’m such a cutie pie it’s a bummer i’m insane
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    @hanfjob
    Dec 3, 2023
    hell yeah ma
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