happy international women’s day!!! 2 years ago today i found out i was pregnant at work. this led to me getting an abortion on april fools day and my job giving me this cake.
big headass bong yoda
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big headass bong yoda
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eric. 25. why does my shoulder hurt all the time. @beerandashot
Boston, MA
Joined February 2025
- I think you guys are being really normal about this
- “he’s a father and a husband” a lot of bad people are fathers and husbands. most of them actually.
- just misgendered myself while talking to my cat
GIF - 2 hinge dates. Never speak again. See each other at a bar three years later. Flirt a lot. Go home. Check his instagram. Girlfriend.ROLE MODEL looks beautiful for SNL.
- when you have a crush you should be allowed to throw yourself off a tall building once with no physical consequences just to get it out of your system
- you’re telling me a chick peed in this salad
- texting a man all kinds of nasty shit just to show up and act like this guy
- “do you have a snap” i listen to NPR. i have a 401k.
- Replying to @Cloaker2point5bold of you to assume there wasn’t protection when I was actively on birth control. you don’t know anything brother!!! making all sorts of assumptions!!!!
- kitten daddy doesn’t like when you remind him you were born in 2004 and can legally drink
