green (@greentheonly) / X

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green

@greentheonly

I report what I see. If it's good, it's good; if it's bad, it's bad. Does not depend on me. Make them release more awesome stuff. Don't shoot the messenger.

Joined May 2010

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@greentheonly
Mar 20, 2025
Got a car computer with a crash on FSD Beta (v11.4.7, gw 2023.7.30) in the mail The typical "night, disabled car partially in lane you can see from far away" settings. FSD active Please be fully alert when using AP!
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@greentheonly
Apr 4, 2020
Tesla did a great job on the video browser for the sentry/dashcam clips. Really like the UI. You get to see all 4 recorded cams in real time and select which one is maximized.
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@greentheonly
Jul 1, 2025
I decided may be I need to be a bit less lazy and show you some Grok goodies. Now time to figure out how to connect a microphone and take some actually decent pictures or screenshots or some such. Grok currently requires premium connectivity and pairs into your existing account
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@greentheonly
Feb 15, 2023
I am sure you are all eager to know more about HW4, so I am going to show you the refreshed car computer from a Model X. Just don't tell anybody you saw it, because it's really a secret still. This unit made appearance at the EPC about a month ago, but the picture was hidden.
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@greentheonly
Mar 19, 2023
Looks like 2022.44.11 includes the new vision autopark for USS-less cars: Tesla Vision Park Assist provides visual and audio alerts of surrounding objects. This feature uses the occupancy network to predict high-definition outlines of objects 360 degrees around the car.
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@greentheonly
Dec 31, 2022
Some Semi porn for those that need it on this New Years eve. The modular battery is rated at 1000V DUs are cooled with "mega cooling" modules. Axles are called: Torque and Efficiency. (Happy New Year everybody!)
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@greentheonly
Jul 26, 2022
wow 2022.20.7 seems to go into insane details to improve range predictions. Even tire pressure is taken into account (amongst many-many other extra variables just added). Also takes into account energy loss to phone charging and 12V accessories, air density, battery heat/cool,...
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@greentheonly
Oct 13, 2025
New autopilot viz assets came Ambulance Firetruck Garbage truck schoolbus
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@greentheonly
Aug 17, 2020
Don't coal-roll me, bro.
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@greentheonly
Apr 7, 2021
Interesting that "phone use" for Tesla means "driver is holding a phone in front of them" not "driver is talking on a phone that's pressed to their ear".
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@greentheonly
Aug 8, 2025
Hm, I did not notice it at first, but it looks like Tesla is adding unreal-engine based AP viz (the one you see today is godot-based). The binaries are already shipping starting from firmware 2025.20 only on amd-based s and x cars for now time to see if that could be activated
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@greentheonly
May 15, 2021
Been watching hidden Tesla detections stuff for some time. It keeps improving.
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@greentheonly
Aug 13, 2021
Great job, @Tesla, the reworked trip planner (in since late 2021.4.xx) is really spot-on for predicting arrival SoC for me while still sitting at a charger, more accurate than ABRP even! At first I thought it was just luck, but it really is consistently almost perfect.
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@greentheonly
Jun 13, 2023
Paging all hw4 radar deniers, I guess. What is the first thing you do when you get a HW4 car? You take it apart of course
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