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Chris
@gobshitechris
A chaotic riddle wrapped inside a neurotic enigma
Manchester, England
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Joined February 2010
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    @gobshitechris
    Nov 13, 2024
    Forgot to show y’all my new T-shirt
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    Chris
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    Aug 22, 2024
    The perfect man doesn’t ex-
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    Chris
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    Nov 13, 2024
    This worked on me
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    Chris
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    Nov 2, 2025
    Not this 😭😭
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    Chris
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    Dec 30, 2024
    T’is the season!
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    Chris
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    Jul 29, 2022
    Welcome to Chromatica 💖⚔️
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    Chris
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    Sep 30, 2024
    Being a heavy c*mmer is all fun and games till you’re washing your bedding three times a week
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    Chris
    @gobshitechris
    Dec 15, 2023
    900%!!!!! Why are we not rioting in the streets may I ask
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    Dec 15, 2023
    BREAKING: Energy price cap may rise to help suppliers recover record level of unpaid bills Read more ⬇ news.sky.com/story/energy-p…
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    Chris
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    Jun 29, 2024
    I don’t think he means this account ☹️
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    Chris
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    Oct 12, 2021
    Can’t believe two guys got caught fisting in Pure Gym this morning 😭😭😭
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    Chris
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    Dec 7, 2024
    I’ve had a lot of awful ones but this is one that sticks most in my memory
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    Dec 6, 2024
    What’s the worst interaction you’ve had on Grindr??
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    Chris
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    Oct 27, 2023
    Living in the north of the UK:
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    Chris
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    Jun 3, 2024
    Time for a pub lunch 😋
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    Chris
    @gobshitechris
    May 16, 2025
    Bottoms are so dumb, just tell them you’re hung and they literally lose all their morals, common sense and self respect
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