PinnedGLIZZYGOAT@glizzygoat420Nov 24, 2024Girlfriend told me not to eat too many hot dogs at the wedding tonight. Better to ask for forgiveness than permission4554556.5K6.5K179K179K11M11M
GLIZZYGOAT@glizzygoat420Jan 3, 2025You’re either eating hot dogs with me or eating hot dogs against me3093093.5K3.5K63K63K3.7M3.7M
GLIZZYGOAT@glizzygoat420Jun 8, 2025Call me Mike Vick the way I’m about to put these dogs down2282282.4K2.4K52K52K3.3M3.3M
GLIZZYGOAT@glizzygoat420Aug 27, 2024We need to keep the Rizzler as far away from Adam22 as possible9916162.7K2.7K118K118K
GLIZZYGOAT@glizzygoat420Nov 24, 2024Lmao that guy brought a change of clothes to the reception I’m dead11221.5K1.5K91K91K
GLIZZYGOAT@glizzygoat420Apr 27, 2025Poppyseed buns should be mandated at all golf courses1313771.1K1.1K52K52K
GLIZZYGOAT@glizzygoat420Nov 24, 2024Replying to @JokerMoney5280For the love of the game. People don’t appreciate meat and bun these days like they used to663374074046K46K
GLIZZYGOAT@glizzygoat420Feb 14, 2025Replying to @parti_kingDonald Trump rescuing Josh Block from a foreign country before GTA 6557751451445K45K
GLIZZYGOAT@glizzygoat420Jul 28, 2024Replying to @FirstT1meCallerHawk Tuah😂😂😂😂Spit On That Thang😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭2236836816K16K
GLIZZYGOAT@glizzygoat420Feb 14, 2025Replying to @parti_kingSay his name! Joshua Block!331130530571K71K
