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Auntie Yaga
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Auntie Yaga
@getty_a96716
Born in the Southern Wilds of Indiana, Baba grew up half-feral in spite of a saintly mother's best intentions. My other house has chicken feet.
Wisconsin
Joined March 2024
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    Auntie Yaga
    @getty_a96716
    Feb 4, 2025
    Replying to @YuckyTom
    Switching to selling raw milk at the launch of a pandemic carried by milk is a choice.
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    Auntie Yaga
    @getty_a96716
    Feb 25, 2025
    Replying to @keeryisms
    “Best man”: I’m sure he was
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    Auntie Yaga
    @getty_a96716
    Aug 10, 2024
    Replying to @Lane_Stellmaker
    I would propose marriage but my husband would object. Nevertheless. :standing ovation:
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    Auntie Yaga
    @getty_a96716
    Jul 22, 2024
    Replying to @badlibtakes
    A green card isn’t citizenship, and your husband isn’t safe if they win.
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    Auntie Yaga
    @getty_a96716
    Mar 4, 2025
    Replying to @JcKh_ and @I_Am_Aryl
    My dad taught me poker when I was ten. But he also taught me from that moment “gambling is expensive entertainment. You are paying for a night out, spending lots of cash. If you ever think of it as anything else, stop immediately.”
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    Auntie Yaga
    @getty_a96716
    Jan 29, 2025
    Replying to @moonlanding18 and @sentdefender
    God, racism makes yall SO. STUPID.
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    Auntie Yaga
    @getty_a96716
    Sep 3, 2024
    Replying to @ill_Scholar and @SwannMarcus89
    Ehhhhhh she tried but then republicans decided they hated school lunch and cut funding even more for it.
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    Auntie Yaga
    @getty_a96716
    Oct 9, 2024
    Replying to @radfemswiftie
    And many jobs would pay by the day, so husbands drinking on the way home meant no food money.
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    Auntie Yaga
    @getty_a96716
    Jan 15, 2025
    I strongly disagree with your read here. They’re pre~empting a VERY common “rough sex” defense from the rapist.
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    Auntie Yaga
    @getty_a96716
    Jan 28, 2025
    Replying to @juleshorn01 @casebradford and @SolBrah
    Ten thousand ancestors spent a million years climbing out of the mud to evolve the gut tract optimized for cooked meat and you just piss on their sacrifices. For shame.
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    Auntie Yaga
    @getty_a96716
    Mar 18, 2025
    No, this is settled in court already
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    Auntie Yaga
    @getty_a96716
    Feb 13, 2025
    Replying to @aak1880
    I have never so desperately wanted to hug someone I’ve never met before. I wish I had a way to contact her just to say, “me too, and one day you will go an entire day without even thinking about him, and when you do, it will be ok and you’ll still laugh at a joke 5 min later”
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    Auntie Yaga
    @getty_a96716
    Mar 22, 2025
    Replying to @CosmeticLaneTCL and @TheCosmeticLane
    PUT IT BACK
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    Auntie Yaga
    @getty_a96716
    Apr 8, 2025
    Replying to @JKisSerious @9_tellthetruth and @_nomadic_soul
    And it rules men, which is why they commit 90% of all violent crime.
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