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Gelbfur
@gelbfur
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.
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    Gelbfur
    @gelbfur
    Oct 3, 2022
    Replying to @EngineerWX
    World leaders when I mail them a “war = bad” letter
    GIF
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    Gelbfur
    @gelbfur
    Jan 22, 2025
    Replying to @SouthpauzArt
    “Democracy is dead when my side is not allowed to count mystery mail ballots for weeks after Election Day.”
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    Gelbfur
    @gelbfur
    Jul 5, 2021
    Replying to @elonmusk
    I had to sell my wife on the dark web because I lost so much money in Doge 😭😭😭😭
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    Gelbfur
    @gelbfur
    Nov 19, 2023
    Replying to @greentexts_bot
    “As a non-American.” Just stop right there and get back in your Climate Change pod. Your carbon allowance has been maxed out for the month for 4 minutes of internet
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    Gelbfur
    @gelbfur
    Feb 25, 2025
    Replying to @karaylo
    The US government spent 70 years and quadrillion dollars to make this illegal
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    Gelbfur
    @gelbfur
    Aug 2, 2025
    Replying to @TKsMantis
    The smartest redditor coming to the conclusion 15 years later that Fallout: New Vegas takes place in the nuclear ruins of Las Vegas, Nevada
    GIF
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    Gelbfur
    @gelbfur
    Mar 8, 2023
    Replying to @LocalBateman
    “The uncanny valley’s existing is an evolutionary response to avoid dead bodies that spread disease.” “The uncanny valley’s existence is an evolutionary response to skinwalkers and demons.”
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    Gelbfur
    @gelbfur
    Jun 18, 2023
    Amazing how media that actually respects (without being obsequious) latinx culture has become a lost art
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    Gelbfur
    @gelbfur
    Dec 10, 2024
    “Nothing can save you forever. But a lot of things can save you today.” Goodbye Possum Springs. See you in October 2025 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
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    Gelbfur
    @gelbfur
    Sep 1, 2025
    Feline furries watching dog furries get legit hot and bothered about being called a good boy/girl
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    Gelbfur
    @gelbfur
    Apr 25, 2022
    Replying to @CoinersTakingLs
    No bro it’s not a Ponzi scheme it’s a business venture that you buy into and it produces nothing but the value comes from people who buy in later so you can sell
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    Gelbfur
    @gelbfur
    Dec 29, 2024
    Replying to @AtheistTakes
    “Oh yeah chud? How come the Bible has names like John and Matthew? Shall I go ahead and schedule your vasectomy so you can live in the pod and eat bugs?” -very smart atheist
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    Gelbfur
    @gelbfur
    Jan 17, 2025
    This is where all deer furries live 🦌
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    Gelbfur
    @gelbfur
    Nov 18, 2022
    Replying to @Indian_Bronson
    Wait until they read the constitution