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garshmo
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garshmo
@garshmo
Joined February 2015
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    garshmo
    @garshmo
    Mar 22, 2025
    You can fuck up big time letting someone know you have a printer
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    garshmo
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    Jul 7, 2025
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    garshmo
    @garshmo
    Jun 23, 2022
    Bill Nye fucked my mom in college
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    garshmo
    @garshmo
    Sep 19, 2024
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    garshmo
    @garshmo
    Jan 30, 2025
    21 may actually be the age you’re supposed to stop drinking
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    garshmo
    @garshmo
    Aug 24, 2024
    15M
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    garshmo
    @garshmo
    Jul 2, 2025
    She wants me to react I won’t give her that
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    Pop Crave
    @PopCrave
    Jul 2, 2025
    Dua Lipa and Callum Turner vacationing together in Italy.
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    garshmo
    @garshmo
    Mar 22, 2025
    Doing taxes for a cat who made 6 grand on instagram last year
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    garshmo
    @garshmo
    Mar 10, 2025
    Passing a clown a blunt and he passes back a blunt animal
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    garshmo
    @garshmo
    Oct 14, 2025
    As an empath I felt this happen
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    All day Astronomy
    @forallcurious
    Oct 13, 2025
    BREAKING🚨: Mysterious 'dent' in Earth's magnetic field explodes in size
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    garshmo
    @garshmo
    Dec 2, 2024
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    garshmo
    @garshmo
    Nov 27, 2024
    Girls knit cause they are spiders
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    garshmo
    @garshmo
    May 13, 2025
    We dated as friends
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    garshmo
    @garshmo
    Sep 27, 2025
    Right before rock bottom you’ll have a city builder game on your phone
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