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Game Maker's Toolkit
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- I finally figured out what Blake Shelton was reacting to in that "sexiest man alive" video
00:00 - Whoever coded the car avoidance AI on these sheep deserves a raise
00:00 - You: Video games won’t sell unless they’re filled with half naked women Nintendo, an intellectual:
- Gaming as a kid: Hell yeah, this game has 200 hours of content! This is amazing! Gaming as an adult: Fuck yes, this game can be completed in just 5 hours! This is amazing!
- A reminder that you’re not a true FromSoft fan if you use - Cheesing - Spirit Ashes - Co-op summoning - Magic - Fast travel - Swords - Levelling up - Armour - A controller - A television - Electricity
- Sony: “we have high fidelity torture porn and domestic violence” Nintendo: “we put a tiny hat on a dog and the dog does tricks”
- You know those bits in games where you have to slowly squeeze through a tight gap so the next bit of the level can stream in? Those are literally load-bearing walls.
- This is going to be very interesting to see in 2024...These are the game engines that people used to make 6835 game jam games, for GMTK Game Jam 2023. Congrats to @godotengine for passing 1000 games!
- EA: We couldn’t have cosmetic microtransactions in Battlefront 2 because the Star Wars canon is precious and video games must never mess with it Meanwhile...
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