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effortless and soulful pimp
@funko_wop
I am a medical doctor and a Christian conservative husband and father of 4 and I am 18 years old and completely odorless and I can see perfectly in the dark and
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    @funko_wop
    Aug 6, 2025
    what many people on here fail to realize is that my slop actually IS better than their slop and that I actually AM a smarter and more morally just person for liking better slop than they do.
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    effortless and soulful pimp
    @funko_wop
    Nov 23, 2024
    Not creepy at all dude thanks for sharing
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    @funko_wop
    Jun 9, 2024
    this is extremely normal i’m sorry get help
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    effortless and soulful pimp
    @funko_wop
    Feb 1, 2025
    Look pal I get rejected as much as the next guy, modern dating is tough, but between the thumbs downs and the you can’t be serious on that last one your soul is bitchmade and your spirit is wanting. No wonder women don’t want you you’re an emotional peasant
    This post is from an account you blocked.
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    effortless and soulful pimp
    @funko_wop
    Aug 25, 2025
    fuckin lmfao
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    @funko_wop
    Feb 27, 2025
    part of the walton goggins charm is how extremely horny he is. nobody is making him post this stuff. most of these pics aren’t from magazine shoots or other press tour stuff. he’s just in it for the love of the game. anyway stream justified on hulu
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    jess | #1 chibs lover
    @eddiebrccks
    Feb 27, 2025
    jesus fucking christ
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    @funko_wop
    May 3, 2025
    Going through some of the donations on that one lady’s gofundme for calling a child the n-word and well
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    @funko_wop
    Dec 16, 2024
    my issue with polyamory (aside from it very decidedly not being for me) is all the loud weird losers that tout it as some sort of more evolved or morally superior approach to relationships. It is, like any other form of relationship, entirely dependent on the people involved!!
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    @filterflowers
    Dec 15, 2024
    i love how polyamory is the special little hate-toy that even the queerest, freakiest & the most critical folks openly channel their puritan instinct towards
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    @funko_wop
    Oct 3, 2025
    Absolutely terrifying. Probably the scariest thing ever. Then you bust and it’s naptime
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    𝓮𝓯𝓯𝔂
    @MyNameIsntEffy
    Oct 3, 2025
    Dying to know what sex feels like for a man
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    effortless and soulful pimp
    @funko_wop
    Sep 19, 2023
    i have never in my life been cooked this hard
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    effortless and soulful pimp
    @funko_wop
    Apr 21, 2024
    this fit was cold as hell goddamn
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    effortless and soulful pimp
    @funko_wop
    Oct 22, 2023
    trying a new approach to online dating
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    @funko_wop
    Nov 22, 2024
    Nope. Nuh huh. You’re seated for wicked the musical the movie part 1 you can’t get all high-and-mighty about a different strain of theater dorks showing up. Like bro that’s YOU
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    @dialnfornick
    Nov 22, 2024
    2 high school show choir teams just walked into my screening of wicked
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    @funko_wop
    Apr 1, 2025
    Check out this dude’s pinned tweet
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    NORME
    @NormeNorme
    Mar 31, 2025
    Replying to @emmamurabito
    Since you are aiphobic i generated you pregnant. Do NOT mess with ai artists
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