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- daddy issues suck but your dad is just some guy. mommy issues alter your brain chemistry
- i just learned from a psychologist that when a man falls asleep first next to you it means he feels safe and trusts you to go through his phone while he sleeps
- it is so embarrassing when u hold a baby and they immediately start crying like omg is my vibe totally fucked, be honest with me
- oh nooo yummy pastries sold in bulk for people to enjoy at home nooo america nooooois this what it is like in america .
- ordering a dress from this small vietnamese brand and they keep calling me “baby” and “bae” it’s so cute im crying
- i just wore miu miu ballet flats and a chrome hearts necklace to babysit an infantkamala harris was not wearing earphone earrings during the debate. she was wearing $800 tiffany & co pearls. instead of pushing conspiracies how about we point out that most americans would kill for $800 in their savings, not on their ears, and she’s out of touch that way.
- im laughing so hard because a girl on tiktok bought an $180 set from jaded ldn and it came with a shein tag and now jaded ldn is in the replies fighting for their lives against teenagers
- guy who asks his hook up “did u cum?” and when she says no, goes “i cant do anything right” and starts hitting his head saying “stupid, stupid, stupid”
- i hope all my loved ones know i would peel not only oranges but dozens of pomegranates for them
- i feel like “is it skinny or is it fashion” was supposed to be about people like kendall jenner being treated like pioneers. not random women posting harmless photos on twitter
- y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:
- oh sonny angels weird you out because they’re naked? that sucks. me and my girls are pure of heart and understand they’re babies
