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Heather & Jessica

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Heather & Jessica

@fuggirls

Heather Cocks & Jessica Morgan of Go Fug Yourself, THE ROYAL WE and THE HEIR AFFAIR. Visit us at DrinksWithBroads.com Email: [email protected]

Los Angeles, CA

Joined February 2009

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Heather & Jessica
@fuggirls
Jul 13, 2021
Hooray, THE HEIR AFFAIR is now out in paperback! (With a bonus chapter and everything!) You can buy it at your favorite indie bookstore, or at: Amazon: amazon.com/Heir-Affair-Ro… Barnes & Noble: barnesandnoble.com/w/the-heir-aff… Bookshop: bookshop.org/a/2671/9781538…
Heather & Jessica
@fuggirls
Apr 26, 2022
I'm very happy for the staff at Better Homes & Gardens that they got such a huge cover/profile from Harry Styles. What a treat to see this happen somewhere other than the same four publications. (Also I love BH&G.) - J
Heather & Jessica
@fuggirls
Dec 2, 2021
Fun fact: I'm one of the contestants on @Jeopardy tonight! (Yes, against the amazing @Jeopardamy!) The only thing I am allowed to tell you is that it's VERY FUN and extremely surreal to be on Jeopardy, and I totally recommend trying out if you think you'd enjoy it. -J
Heather & Jessica
@fuggirls
Mar 29, 2022
Lukewarm take: Yes, Bridgerton season 2 is a mess and wastes the intense chemistry of its leads. BUT, they need to invent an Emmy to give Jonathan Bailey for Best Looking at a Lady Like He Cannot Breathe And Yet Also Is Discovering Oxygen For The First Time. Whew. -H
Heather & Jessica
@fuggirls
Sep 20, 2021
I present, my next ringtone:
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Heather & Jessica
@fuggirls
Sep 20, 2021
Blessed CTV did not cut audio on Olivia Colman. She said, at the end, "Also, Michaela Coel, FUCK YEAH!" Which coincidentally is also what I said when Michaela won. -H #Emmys
Heather & Jessica
@fuggirls
Mar 28, 2022
I am really sorry to be a Scrooge, but I think the In Memoriam montage should not favor any people over others by giving them more time or a monologue. -H
Heather & Jessica
@fuggirls
Sep 13, 2022
When will awards shows learn that acceptance speeches are the bread and butter?!? Even when they're long/boring, they're talking points! Stop with dance numbers and strained interstitials and LET PEOPLE TALK. It's a self-congratulatory event! SELF-CONGRATULATE PROPERLY. #Emmys -H
Heather & Jessica
@fuggirls
Sep 6, 2022
Petition for the third Knives Out movie to be about Daniel Craig investigating Don't Worry Darling and The Good Wife. He'll find out what's what. -H
Heather & Jessica
@fuggirls
Feb 4, 2022
I find it CONFUSING and UNSETTLING that the Olympics have started before the Opening Ceremony. PLEASE RESPECT MY NEED FOR A CLEAR SCHEDULE!!!! - J
Heather & Jessica
@fuggirls
Mar 28, 2022
I would watch a Simu Liu and Tiffany Haddish rom-com IN THE THEATRE. - J
Heather & Jessica
@fuggirls
Apr 23, 2022
Librarians and libraries for the win, always. -H
Goodable
@Goodable
Apr 22, 2022
The Brooklyn Public Library has announced that any teenager in America is now eligible for a Brooklyn Public Library card. Teens can sign out ebooks + audiobooks from wherever they live. The move is designed to combat censorship, with some titles listed as "always available."
Heather & Jessica
@fuggirls
Mar 28, 2022
I hope someone is doing an actual calculation of the number of pointless packages we could have deleted in favor of -- to name just one (big) thing -- having Denzel give Samuel L. Jackson his honorary Oscar on TV tonight instead of over the weekend. -H #Oscars
Heather & Jessica
@fuggirls
Mar 28, 2022
Replying to @tomandlorenzo
This is one of my favorite things about her. It is so sincere and kind. - J
Heather & Jessica
@fuggirls
Sep 13, 2022
Okay, so get Lizzo a Bond theme and a musical of her life, and we can EGOT her with a quickness. -H #Emmys