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    fudge
    @fuckpoasting
    Jul 29, 2023
    i just want to build cool stuff with the homies
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    fudge
    @fuckpoasting
    May 1, 2024
    feels so good going to an indian restaurant and getting butter chicken, garlic naan, basmati rice and mango lassi
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    fudge
    @fuckpoasting
    Mar 10, 2025
    the women in this picture are a psyop to distract you from the fact that this an utterly useless and unplayable tennis court
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    Architectural Art (A-A)
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    Mar 10, 2025
    Tennis Court on water by Amir Hossein Noori
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    fudge
    @fuckpoasting
    Sep 30, 2025
    there has never been a better time to have zero pictures of you on the internet
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    fudge
    @fuckpoasting
    Sep 18, 2024
    he wont let me deliver shareholder value
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    fudge
    @fuckpoasting
    Mar 10, 2025
    crazy how seeing the girl you like in a tennis skirt fixes everything wrong in your life
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    fudge
    @fuckpoasting
    Mar 30, 2024
    engineers will notice a library running 0.2s slower but cant tell if someone is flirting with them
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    fudge
    @fuckpoasting
    Nov 11, 2024
    it's actually amazing how good of a fraud signal forbes 30u30 is
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    fudge
    @fuckpoasting
    Jul 31, 2024
    left: neovim, alacritty, linux, 4chan, C++, anime pfp, 50k followers, has been tweeting about SICP for 4 years (never finished) right: vscode, terminal, mac, youtube music, python, 100 followers, lurks with the occasional in-depth reply on his favorite technical topic
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    fudge
    @fuckpoasting
    Jun 2, 2024
    Replying to @edgyjson
    grown ass man
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    fudge
    @fuckpoasting
    Dec 27, 2024
    now that indians have attained jewish level racism status in america, its time to start hosting indo-jewish shabbat. the chai-babka alliance will lead america into a brighter future
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    fudge
    @fuckpoasting
    Mar 25, 2024
    optimal routine: - wake up at 5AM - 2 glasses of water, athletic greens mid sex with gf #1 - cold shower - do gf #2 - yoga - do gf #3 outside for sun exposure - workout - do gf #4 in an ice bath - caffeine - do gf #5 for 30 min cardio - intermittent fasting until sex with gf #6
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    fudge
    @fuckpoasting
    Oct 23, 2024
    zuck is two fits away from getting one shotted by ayahuasca
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    terminally onλine εngineer
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    Oct 22, 2024
    he got that shit on
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    fudge
    @fuckpoasting
    Sep 29, 2024
    -taps the sign-
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