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@fru1tp1e
she/her or they/them Things and stuff. Stuffin' things. Black Lives Matter. Header illustration is by Richard Powers. 🐰
San Francisco, CA
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    Jul 10, 2023
    Depressionanigans™: the bullshit you get up to when you're too depressed to get up You're welcome
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    Jul 8, 2023
    Replying to @_celia_bedelia_
    This guy made a whole documentary about his therapist but doesn't know the difference between boundaries and rules?
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    Jan 28, 2024
    Replying to @lvamsgatthebeep
    Why is she working 12 hours and coming home to dirty dishes
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    Jan 6, 2021
    Tired: Netflix and Chill Wired: Spaghetti and Something
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    Oct 26, 2023
    Replying to @theashleyray
    Why would they fact check a standup routine in the first place is what I wanna know
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    Sep 22, 2022
    Replying to @TweetPetrie @ericthulhu and @HOMESTEADCANE
    Sweetie healthy adults shouldn't need a dramatic re enactment to feel compassion for murder victims
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    Dec 18, 2020
    Replying to @Glockianax and @Shauni_Marie
    Who the fuck wears uggs to a funeral 😆😆😆
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    Jul 15, 2023
    Replying to @MoiraDonegan
    Not a serial killer but I always think about how the Memphis bomber's ex gf had tried to warn the police and they completely blew her off about it
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    Nov 13, 2023
    Replying to @halomancer1
    I think what's really going on here is that they're super intimidated by a guy who both 1) gets positive attention from women and 2) gets enough of it that he can be picky and reject women who aren't to his standards This is unimaginable to them and they're outraged
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    Jan 29, 2024
    Replying to @asakapilled
    Everybody knows women don't go thru anything. We just inherently have empathy, but never because of our own struggles or traumas. This is why we're totally fine with being unpaid therapists for emotionally constipated men🙄🙄🙄 /s
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    Feb 9, 2021
    Whitney was thin from the beginning wtf
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    Oct 5, 2023
    Replying to @ellorysmith
    Funny how they've been able to have privacy now that their dad isn't in office...
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    Nov 15, 2023
    Replying to @sleepyknave
    Even if it was true - they're the ones blowing up the hospitals Turning around and delivering medical supplies kinda feels like buying your partner a new pair of sunglasses after giving them two black eyes
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    Mar 7, 2022
    Replying to @LouisatheLast
    Reminds me of the older lady in my World Religions class in jr college. About once per class she'd raise her hand & go, "But I don't understand, in the Bible it says.." She was literally incapable of conceiving that people believed different things, in a class about exactly that