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jeff (CEO of mommy issues)
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jeff (CEO of mommy issues)
@forestrycaveman
local oaf // le mangeur de snus // i like how this sucks // un bûcheron // drainers for sustainable logging // esoteric retardist @privatejeffman for oomfs
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    jeff (CEO of mommy issues)
    @forestrycaveman
    Apr 19, 2025
    This and holding hands with a girl with bangs
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    jeff (CEO of mommy issues)
    @forestrycaveman
    Jun 13, 2024
    >green party >look inside >against nuclear
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    Kumail Jaffer
    @Kumail_Jaffer
    Jun 12, 2024
    Green Party Manifesto Launch: - 4 day working week - Ban on domestic flights - Wealth Tax on assets above £10million - Votes at 16 - Phasing out of nuclear power And much more
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    jeff (CEO of mommy issues)
    @forestrycaveman
    Nov 17, 2023
    The only good use I think for AI video stuff is restoring old war footage to make it more visually clear tbh
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    jeff (CEO of mommy issues)
    @forestrycaveman
    Aug 16, 2022
    It’s funnier to assume some dude was making huge titty statues tbh
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    jeff (CEO of mommy issues)
    @forestrycaveman
    Apr 17, 2024
    Replying to @LeaMaric
    Why did they so poorly censor their apartment number lol
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    jeff (CEO of mommy issues)
    @forestrycaveman
    Feb 28, 2023
    This is because “thing, China” is a live leak video of a steel worker being showered in molten steel.
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    Wireless🎗
    @Wirelessly__
    Feb 26, 2023
    thing i keep seeing
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    jeff (CEO of mommy issues)
    @forestrycaveman
    Aug 7, 2023
    They just took an average Latino and put him next to a normal hummer
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    Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell)
    @JPHilllllll
    Aug 5, 2023
    Can we all agree the super rich just have too much money now
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    jeff (CEO of mommy issues)
    @forestrycaveman
    Nov 7, 2023
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    jeff (CEO of mommy issues)
    @forestrycaveman
    Nov 2, 2022
    Arerrrgghhrghegehgeheheheg
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    jeff (CEO of mommy issues)
    @forestrycaveman
    Apr 12, 2023
    This Post is from a suspended account. Learn more
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    jeff (CEO of mommy issues)
    @forestrycaveman
    Oct 28, 2023
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    jeff (CEO of mommy issues)
    @forestrycaveman
    Oct 15, 2023
    Replying to @_madisontayt and @sorkincel
    I also like the “I’m not addicted I just need to smoke it before I go out and before I eat and before I talk to people and go to work”
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    jeff (CEO of mommy issues)
    @forestrycaveman
    Jun 14, 2024
    Replying to @forestrycaveman
    It’s the UK guys. Not the US. Not sure if there is a Green Party here
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    jeff (CEO of mommy issues)
    @forestrycaveman
    May 28, 2024
    Replying to @NoseyOld @stargazerseye and 2 others
    Well also putting them near the oven is a lot safer than in the oven
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