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audrey
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audrey
@foldyrhands
perfume critic, altar girl
where the white magnolias grow
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Joined July 2019
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    audrey
    @foldyrhands
    Mar 16, 2025
    since i probably won't be back on this acct for a while: tysm for all the support you've shown me on this platform. i've met some of my closest friends here, but it's not really rewarding to post anymore. follow me on instagram @foldyrhands for updates about my work and life.
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    audrey
    @foldyrhands
    Feb 13, 2023
    you wouldn't get it
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    audrey
    @foldyrhands
    Dec 22, 2021
    guy doing my covid test called me a good girl as he put the swab in... i can't do this anymore
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    audrey
    @foldyrhands
    Dec 2, 2024
    i'm not afraid to admit i've had this image bookmarked on my phone for years and it has genuinely saved me from many tired ocd spirals after seeing you people use those post a picture or everything will go wrong this month prompts. thank you immunity dog i owe you my life.
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    audrey
    @foldyrhands
    Jan 8, 2024
    omg she used a slayper rifle to shoot the mother bullet into the head of john f cuntedy
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    Film Updates
    @FilmUpdates
    Jan 8, 2024
    Margot Robbie for the 2024 #GoldenGlobes
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    audrey
    @foldyrhands
    Dec 9, 2024
    unfortunately i realized the hottest thing ever to me is when women take pictures of their body like men
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    audrey
    @foldyrhands
    Jan 15, 2025
    you're supposed to say yayyyyy
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    Chris
    @Zer0DarkFlirty1
    Jan 14, 2025
    I hate dating so much like what am I supposed to say to this
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    audrey
    @foldyrhands
    Jun 30, 2023
    therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults
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    audrey
    @foldyrhands
    Jan 10, 2025
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    audrey
    @foldyrhands
    Aug 1, 2023
    the people asking why snoopy is crying on his birthday have clearly never experienced being a girl
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    Peanuts Out of Context
    @PeanutsNoCont
    Aug 1, 2023
    00:00
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    audrey
    @foldyrhands
    Dec 27, 2024
    i love sabrina carpenter and im always surprised when people say she's too vulgar for pop becuase imo she is clearly doing straight girl drag and looks like a little polly pocket doll, her presence is so calming to me... its like burlesque vibes which is sexless and for nerds
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    audrey
    @foldyrhands
    May 7, 2023
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    audrey
    @foldyrhands
    Jun 30, 2022
    it's funny that guys think girls only want men who are tall and muscular but in reality all they have to do to become a undeniable sex magnet is look a little bit fucked up and be super intense about mastering an extremely specific skill with little to no practical applications
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    sensory homunculette
    @myfriendcallie
    Jun 29, 2022
    I cannot emphasize how much I want this man to carry my children
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    audrey
    @foldyrhands
    Dec 18, 2024
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