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nika
@firstdilf
part-time kazoo god of the contiguous united states, full-time arbiter of moral truths.
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Joined November 2020
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    nika
    @firstdilf
    Dec 17, 2024
    the final answer to “what are italians” is apparently “middle eastern”
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    nika
    @firstdilf
    Dec 13, 2024
    actually cannot wrap my head around what’s wrong with sydney sweeney in those pictures… are you talking about her hair? what are you talking about??
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    nika
    @firstdilf
    Feb 20, 2025
    no time for twitter im afraid
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    nika
    @firstdilf
    Aug 7, 2025
    can i hold $71
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    nika
    @firstdilf
    Nov 7, 2025
    the difference is they were using hinge in new york city and you are using hinge in austin, texas
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    nika
    @firstdilf
    Sep 2, 2023
    this is how u correctly comfort ppl btw
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    nika
    @firstdilf
    Oct 21, 2024
    this is who i am in my heart of hearts. this is who you’re being mean to.
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    nika
    @firstdilf
    Apr 27, 2025
    convinced i could meet any random bear in the woods and have this exact same dynamic
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    Raghu
    @IndiaTales7
    Apr 26, 2025
    Replying to @IndiaTales7
    4. Look at that size 😧
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    Nature is Amazing ☘️
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    Nature is Amazing ☘️
    Fixated
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    nika
    @firstdilf
    Jan 30, 2025
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    nika
    @firstdilf
    Aug 14, 2025
    he’s just a lil guy 🥺
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    nika
    @firstdilf
    Aug 7, 2025
    can i hold $71
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    nika
    @firstdilf
    Dec 13, 2024
    Replying to @firstdilf
    I understand the men shitting on her have never had a romantic partner but like. do you not have a mother? a sister? have you ever even seen a woman in real life before?
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    nika
    @firstdilf
    Apr 29, 2025
    morning affirmations: - I am employable - my swag is ineffable - I will find $100 cash on the ground - my tummy will not hurt today
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    nika
    @firstdilf
    Aug 17, 2024
    mom please pick me up I wanna go home
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    nika
    @firstdilf
    Sep 1, 2025
    what if we were all normal for a day? how about september 4th
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