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Coddled Affluent Professional
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Coddled Affluent Professional
@feelsdesperate
Retired Internet personality. 🚨 🚨 🚨 Find me at feelsdesperate.substack.com 🚨 🚨 🚨
Hoboken, NJ
Joined August 2017
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    Coddled Affluent Professional
    @feelsdesperate
    Jan 22, 2025
    This whole shtick isn’t going well for them.
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    Coddled Affluent Professional
    @feelsdesperate
    Oct 30, 2024
    I am a registered Dem who has never voted Republican but in 2024 I’m voting for Trump. There are 2 main reasons: The first is that Biden promised a β€˜return to normal’ but has failed completely. Libs are just as crazy as ever. A Kamala presidency will be more of the…
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    Coddled Affluent Professional
    @feelsdesperate
    Aug 4, 2025
    Remember when libs lost their minds for weeks over this kid? They were truly in the grip of insanity.
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    Coddled Affluent Professional
    @feelsdesperate
    Oct 24, 2025
    First Trump assassination attempt. Second Trump assassination attempt. Kirk assassination. Kavanaugh assassination attempt. ICE shooting in Texas I. ICE shooting in Texas II. PA governor’s mansion arson. Murder of Israeli embassy staffers in DC. I can go on.
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    Will Sommer
    @willsommer
    Oct 23, 2025
    MAGA media is desperate for proof of widespread left-wing violence. But from an GOP bar fracas to a teen who staged his abduction by β€œfour Mexicans,” the stories keep turning out to be hoaxes. My latest for @BulwarkOnline: thebulwark.com/p/maga-media-k…
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    Coddled Affluent Professional
    @feelsdesperate
    Aug 27, 2025
    Remember when Jordan Peterson said he was worried about young men and libs went into a moral panic about him being a bad influence and Peterson said to them β€˜if you don’t like me, you’re reaallllly not going to like what comes next’? Lol.
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    Coddled Affluent Professional
    @feelsdesperate
    Aug 9, 2025
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    Coddled Affluent Professional
    @feelsdesperate
    Aug 2, 2025
    Matt Taibbi is calling it on Russiagate:
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    Coddled Affluent Professional
    @feelsdesperate
    Dec 3, 2024
    β€˜Why do you even care?’’ The answer is that we’re going on a decade now of enforced cultural and academic mediocrity where almost all institutional knowledge production has converged on a narrow set of tedious, preapproved intellectual tropes. …
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    Jack
    @tracewoodgrains
    Dec 3, 2024
    we are approaching week two
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    Coddled Affluent Professional
    @feelsdesperate
    Oct 21, 2024
    On a Zoom with 25 people. 1 person has pronouns. This is down from 60% of people having pronouns a couple years ago. Libs are so over this.
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    Coddled Affluent Professional
    @feelsdesperate
    Oct 29, 2025
    It’s amazing how AI came along with its massive energy needs and in a blink they just dropped β€˜climate.’
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    ABC News
    @ABC
    Oct 28, 2025
    Bill Gates thinks climate change is still a serious problem, but says it's time to focus on fighting poverty and preventing disease. abcnews.link/ll3V9oJ
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    Coddled Affluent Professional
    @feelsdesperate
    Jul 28, 2025
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    Coddled Affluent Professional
    @feelsdesperate
    Oct 4, 2025
    Whenever I see Ella Emoff I can’t but help think about this tweet.
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    Coddled Affluent Professional
    @feelsdesperate
    Nov 16, 2024
    The ultimate way of owning the libs is herding them into a tiny space where they inflect maximum damage upon each other and don’t have any mechanism to balance things out.
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    Coddled Affluent Professional
    @feelsdesperate
    Aug 8, 2025
    Cuomo does have a point: it is grubby, self entitled, corrupt behavior to occupy a rent controlled apartment when you’re a rich kid whose parents have a spare luxury apartment in Chelsea on hand. It’s this sort of thing that people immediately recognize in Mamdani and makes him
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    Andrew Cuomo
    @andrewcuomo
    Aug 8, 2025
    Somewhere last night in New York City, a single mother and her children slept at a homeless shelter because you, assemblyman @ZohranKMamdani are occupying her rent controlled apartment. You grew up rich and married an even wealthier woman. You’ve had weddings on 3 continents.
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