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Faster

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Faster

@fasterdotfun

Fair Launch | accelerated by @badbunnz_

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Joined September 2025

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@fasterdotfun
Feb 10
Faster is now LIVE! The house of retards is open, ready to feed all your degen fantasies. > If you're into rugs, we've got those in store > You want parabolic runs? In stock > Looking for a simple UX designed for 6-year-olds? That's our strength Faster is part of the Bad Bunnz
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@fasterdotfun
Oct 16, 2025
mofos keep asking wtf is faster. heard about rugs? faster offers rugs, carpets, mats. don't get it? fuck u: >> rug as fast as the chain >> experience tremors like everyday is a black swan >> rug creators reward good communities >> dump it to pump it future of finance sth
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@fasterdotfun
Sep 11, 2025
Damn what's going on...
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@fasterdotfun
Sep 12, 2025
What will be the first ticker on Megaeth?
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@fasterdotfun
Oct 20, 2025
wtf is faster? > first project incubated by @badbunnz_ ™️ > top playground for incoming memes on megaeth, hello @MethMegaeth > target bad bunnz holders, make sure to really suck em up > congratulations, that's free marketing for you see u at mainnet
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@fasterdotfun
Oct 11, 2025
wtf is faster? > presale: no > token: no > VCs: no > bad bunnz: yes
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@fasterdotfun
Nov 12, 2025
Faster is accelerated by Bad Bunnz, built by Bad Bunnz and powered by the community.. but not only. We want the whole megaETH fam aping into the best launchpad once mainnet is live. No chicanery, pure magic. Still without a Bunnz? Get yours fast, think of it like a VIP pass. Who
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@fasterdotfun
Nov 13, 2025
Mayhem Mode just made the infamous Burj Khalifa pattern automatic. Another day, another launchpad making you poor. Stay calm, our team of professional scammers will make sure you have a warning before you get rugged.
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@thelordys
Nov 12, 2025
🚨DO NOT TRADE MAYHEM MODE TOKENS! 🚨 I launched token on @Pumpfun on Mayhem Mode. I aped 1.50 sol to my coin to support my chart. Then Mayhem Agent arrived and dumped the token to the ground. Now I cannot even sell my leftover tokens worth of 1.2 SOL. It says Pool dried.
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@fasterdotfun
Oct 26, 2025
WOW LOOK AT YOU! young, passionate, around 5'9" or sth, and waiting to work in the wonderful and ethical world of web3?! stop waiting your time and seize the day! > Contact the faster team > Best profiles are megaeth aligned > love online skem > want to launch on faster
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@fasterdotfun
Nov 1, 2025
shower thought: > bad bunnz as the top collection on Megaeth > faster as the top launchpad on Megaeth > but where's the dex to trade all these tokens? > offering a 1 btc bounty to whoever can answer this
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@fasterdotfun
Nov 7, 2025
november marks men's mental health awareness month. real strength is found in speaking, not in silence. we know crypto bros feel terrible with current market conditions. faster is here to help you.
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@fasterdotfun
Nov 7, 2025
METH: one hit, and grandma's back from the grave.
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@MethMegaeth
Nov 7, 2025
It's time for the propaganda to evolve We’re organizing a slogan contest The winning lines will become the new METH bio and the top 3 will share 300,000 $METH (100,000 $METH each) Among all submissions, 4 will be selected for a community poll and it will be up to YOU to decide
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@fasterdotfun
Nov 8, 2025
Replying to @AshCrypto
Good call from the boomers. Now let's see how they do on pure PVE thanks to Faster on MegaETH.
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@fasterdotfun
Nov 7, 2025
Replying to @MethMegaeth
need meth in my life
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