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Eye Patch Jack
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Eye Patch Jack
@eyepatchjack
Developer of software, novice lifter of weights and appreciator of otters 🦦 Megatron did nothing wrong.
Under Mt. Fuji
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    Eye Patch Jack
    @eyepatchjack
    Oct 29, 2024
    I still remember the 2020 election. Getting drunk, voice chatting with friends, watching The King win yet again. We all went to bed confident we had won. And then...
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    Eye Patch Jack
    @eyepatchjack
    Jul 5, 2023
    no you'd do this
    This post is from an account you blocked.
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    Eye Patch Jack
    @eyepatchjack
    Oct 30, 2024
    Replying to @Show713
    LoL gay
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    Eye Patch Jack
    @eyepatchjack
    Oct 29, 2024
    Replying to @RessurWrecked
    Indeed. Just so, so much cope.
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    Eye Patch Jack
    @eyepatchjack
    Feb 9, 2022
    Replying to @4eRegiment
    This.... is a pretty pathetic criticism. There was so much to love about this finale.
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    Eye Patch Jack
    @eyepatchjack
    Aug 5, 2025
    this stipend explains an awful lot the indians here seem to be thriving despite working slave jobs with none of the established family support a normal Japanese would have
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    Callisto Roll
    @callistoroll
    Aug 5, 2025
    Indian exchange students in Japan were asked on Japanese TV about the 3 million yen they each receive from the Japanese government. Their response? “We want more”
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    Eye Patch Jack
    @eyepatchjack
    Nov 15, 2021
    プランデミック21ヶ月目のマスクなしの生活 - 他人に言われた回数: 3 - 店員に言われた回数: 7 - 入店拒否回数: 5 - 行きたいのにマスク強要で行かない店: 2 -まわりの人がいやそうな事に気づいた回数: 5 - 我慢してマスクしなきゃいけなかった回数: 4 だけ。割と自由ですよー日本は
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    Eye Patch Jack
    @eyepatchjack
    Oct 30, 2024
    Replying to @Show713
    Studies show you are gay
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    Eye Patch Jack
    @eyepatchjack
    Oct 21, 2024
    The "Trump has dementia" lib narrative is some wild projection. Insane that anyone swallows it.
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    Palmer Report
    @PalmerReport
    Oct 20, 2024
    The real proof of Donald Trump’s dementia is that he let his handlers do this to him today without pushing back about what a humiliating idea it was:
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    Eye Patch Jack
    @eyepatchjack
    Oct 30, 2024
    Replying to @Show713
    Haha gay
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    Eye Patch Jack
    @eyepatchjack
    Jun 10, 2025
    This is me every time I go out in Tokyo now
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    🦅McKrowComics🦩
    @KellyLovesBirds
    Jun 9, 2025
    Mood for the week (forever)
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    Eye Patch Jack
    @eyepatchjack
    Oct 30, 2024
    Replying to @eyepatchjack
    gmgm I am just a humble small account, thanks to all for sending this tweet to the moon, we are gonna win
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    Eye Patch Jack
    @eyepatchjack
    Oct 30, 2024
    I'll address this once: it's called priming. They telegraphed what they were going to do and then they did it and because they telegraphed it suckers like you bought it. End of.
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    Eye Patch Jack
    @eyepatchjack
    May 16, 2024
    95% of lib discourse is just creating/repeating propaganda to try to convince you that the distaste you feel at their latest shenanigans isn't warranted.
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    NINTENDO STIIX 2
    @getonthestiix
    May 15, 2024
    For anyone complaining about Yasuke being a Samurai, here is a picture of Yasuke in Samurai Warriors 5, a japanese game. Historically accurate that.
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