guy that lives in chicago: yeah rent is $800 utilities included
the apartment:
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Errai
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Errai
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- Clown school bully shoving 14 kids in a locker
- Gf: (sets RGB lights on PC to Gamer Green) (I walk into her room carrying two boxes of strawberry pocky) Gf: incorrect Me: but green means you're hungry... Gf: that's Peckish Purple Me: oh.. green means you're... sleepy? Gf: (setting RGB lights to Rage Red) double incorrect
- "The weather" is not small talk. Weather is vast, beautiful, and mysterious. We are never really ready to talk about the clouds
- Dude don't be a dick it's just a straw come on your camel won't even notice it
- (after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man Friend 2: vessel alert
- Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don't get it. They don't know what it's like to live with the Monkey Instinct
- Can I get a roofbeer? Bartender: a root beer? You got it Me: no, a roofbeer. We grab a six-pack and sit on the roof, gazing at the stars and confiding in each other to the tune of cicadas and distant cars Bartender: (taking apron off with a warm smile) a roofbeer, coming up...
- fake ass quitter i sensed your indomitable spirit
- Fortune teller: (flipping tarot card) Ooh. The fat bastard. Don't see that one often Me: is that good
- Once you exit the 𝗚𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗲 you won't be able to return for a while. Make sure to turn in any last side missions or settle any unfinished business before you leave.
- You consume slop. Your reputation with the pigs has increased to 𝗳𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲. You consume slop. You consume slop. Your reputation with the pigs has increased to 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱. Your reputation with the scholars has dropped to 𝘀𝘂𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀.
