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@equacc
I'm writing tweets because it smells less than cigs
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    @equacc
    May 29, 2024
    Replying to @sporadica
    bomb
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    Aug 30, 2024
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    Aug 15, 2025
    "I can't break now, I need to be a strong Polak, I can't let little Japanese twitter girl down"
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    Sep 20, 2024
    Replying to @_RustyRooster
    .NET is Dutch because it's like German (Java) but looks dumber
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    @equacc
    Feb 5, 2024
    Who is Richard lol
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    Apr 4, 2024
    Replying to @coldhealing
    yeah, there even is a special country made for Italian boys that are very good with this "lost necklace" pick up strategy google "Romania" if you want to know more
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    Dec 8, 2024
    prompt: "dog realizes that true happiness comes from building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions"
    00:00
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    @equacc
    May 9, 2024
    people that missed their chance to get senior position easily in 2021-2022 time window:
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    @equacc
    Jan 28, 2024
    >Musk lays off employees at Twitter >Twitter is still working >Other big corps realize this might be not that bad idea >stuff from Google, Meta, Microsoft and products from other companies are unusable now lol
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    Jun 17, 2024
    Replying to @anpaure
    people say it's obvious fake, but I've seen "directors" like this and after they fire 500+ people they are the last one to get fired by the CEO 🤡
    GIF
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    @equacc
    Jul 13, 2024
    getting cracked is time management not IQ issue discipline
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    Dec 2, 2024
    Replying to @spqr_sulla
    girls in a few days: "would you still love me if I smelled bad? 😳"
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    Oct 3, 2024
    this is how I feel everytime I reply "real" to every Balkan/Eastern European guy I meet on this app
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    Aug 30, 2024
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