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I turn 31 today. I’m going to make an effort to be less online from now on so this will probably be my last tweet for awhile
- Bethesda including a they/them option in Starfield is 9/11 for guys who look like thumbs
- Dan Olson cooking James Somerton hard in the comments of the "apology" video
- Jill Stein supporters are legitimately some of the dumbest people on the planet
- BREAKING: Polish migrants have invaded Seattle and reportedly began eating local cats. Will provide updates as information becomes available
- turns out the trolling wasn't working so they jumped straight to inciting terrorism
