emily is in sf
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emily is in sf
@emilyinvc
investor, jewess, natural blonde
San Francisco, CA
Joined December 2023
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    @emilyinvc
    Apr 3, 2025
    if you’re depressed, or even if you’re not, you need to be adventure-maxxing go fall in love. build her a boat. buy raw leather and make her a purse. dedicate your time not to consumption, but the mastery of a skill in honor of a loved one. build a kit car for your
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    Nov 1, 2024
    when i was a young woman, i thought men engaged in affairs because they were horny and enjoyed the sex really it’s because their lives are crushingly boring and it’s an intellectual exercise that really changed my opinion on bill clinton
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    Mar 7, 2025
    to me, the greatest sadness of all is the banality of most people's lives i'll spend time with my non-elite friends, and it's clear that their lives are devoid of heroism and lore they lock in/clock in, but they fight no great battles, they dash no great foes they drop by a
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    Sep 11, 2025
    Charlie Kirk’s positions were actually fairly moderate. And yet they killed him for them and celebrated the murder. If you or your loved ones held those beliefs, they would do the same to you without remorse.
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    Apr 8, 2025
    women thinking their therapist really cares about them is like men thinking the stripper really cares about them
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    @emilyinvc
    Jul 3, 2025
    SOHAM If you’re reading this, you have ONE CHANCE to fix it all Reach out to @tbpn RIGHT NOW to interview, and then list every company you currently work for, and then run a March Madness bracket talking through which company is better than which other company, until you have
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    Suhail
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    Jul 3, 2025
    Soham has reached out. His primary question: “Asking this as genuine advice since I do really love what I do, have I completely sabotaged my career? What can I do to improve my situation? I am also happy to come clean” Vox Populi, Vox Dei
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    @emilyinvc
    May 8, 2025
    o3 is officially better than both my $1,500/hour outside counsel AND my $300,000/year vp of finance
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    @emilyinvc
    Mar 22, 2025
    i once dropped $8k on a weekend trip first date, where he (starving artist) told me (over wine and brie in a marble bathtub at our $2k/night hotel room on the final night) that he was in love with his ex who he was traveling to see in a few days
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    Edelweiss
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    Mar 21, 2025
    yearning for a date that costs 2k and at the end she kisses you on the cheek
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    @emilyinvc
    Apr 3, 2025
    trump wants us to get out of our fake email job and actually make shit
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    Oct 2, 2024
    JD might actually be high high IQ 140+
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