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ellory smith
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ellory smith
@ellorysmith
3x Emmy nominated writer who is always looking for corporate work
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    ellory smith
    @ellorysmith
    Dec 26, 2024
    When my dad got cancer they tried to kick him off his insurance so as he was dying his life was paperwork and phone calls 👍
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    End Wokeness
    @EndWokeness
    Dec 23, 2024
    He took the life of a dad who did nothing to him and has *ZERO* remorse. This is your hero?
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    ellory smith
    @ellorysmith
    Mar 29, 2023
    Can I ask a stupid question. What’s wrong with trees
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    Yup That Exists
    @yupthtexists
    Mar 29, 2023
    Scientists create Liquid Trees; a tank full of water and micro-algae that could be an alternative to trees in urban areas.
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    ellory smith
    @ellorysmith
    Oct 20, 2025
    Sounds like you got in a nice 40 minute work out good job brother
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    will ☆
    @virgosmallss
    Oct 19, 2025
    walked 30 minutes to the gym just to do 10 minutes on the stairmaster
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    🌟lily🌟
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    🌟lily🌟
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    ellory smith
    @ellorysmith
    Jun 2, 2024
    I know that kitchen staff wanted him dead
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    ellory smith
    @ellorysmith
    Sep 20, 2023
    The quality of sweaters has declined so greatly in the last twenty years that I think it genuinely necessitates a national conversation
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    Film Updates
    @FilmUpdates
    Sep 20, 2023
    Ben Schwartz recreates Billy Crystal’s look from ‘WHEN HARRY MET SALLY…’
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    ellory smith
    @ellorysmith
    Dec 17, 2023
    My cat when I sleep at someone else’s house for a night
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    ʰ
    @easterngoblin
    Dec 16, 2023
    Its one of those nights
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    ellory smith
    @ellorysmith
    Mar 19, 2025
    Loudest “duh” I’ve ever let out in my life
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    No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
    @NoLieWithBTC
    Mar 19, 2025
    A new analysis reveals that Trump’s tax plan will “actively transfer money from low-income people to the top 0.1% of income earners.”
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    ellory smith
    @ellorysmith
    Aug 27, 2024
    This is what working in an office feels like
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    lily
    @hondacrvthe3rd
    Aug 27, 2024
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    ellory smith
    @ellorysmith
    Oct 5, 2023
    It’s so funny to read these headlines if you remember what the Bush Twins were like
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    Page Six
    New York Post
    @PageSix
    Oct 5, 2023
    Malia Obama takes smoke break in LA weeks after sister Sasha was also spotted smoking cigarette trib.al/Vu0UqCL
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    ellory smith
    @ellorysmith
    Mar 4, 2025
    Get bird flu and give it to Elon
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    𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳
    @Grimezsz
    Mar 4, 2025
    Just got 11 chickens. How can I absolutely maximize this situation?
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    ellory smith
    @ellorysmith
    Apr 27, 2023
    You must be this tender and loving with all of God’s creatures and I’m being so serious about that
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    ellory smith
    @ellorysmith
    Jul 11, 2024
    Me in the summer before seventh grade the night before school starts
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    ellory smith
    @ellorysmith
    Jun 22, 2023
    I do think if you made a kardashian live my life on my income for a single month they would kill themselves
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    Katie Camero
    @camerokt_
    Jun 21, 2023
    OK her quote followed by the price of her tank top has me so 💀💀💀
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    ellory smith
    @ellorysmith
    Jun 8, 2023
    Can I suggest that the mundanity of life is actually very special so things like going to the gym and playing with your dog might be the best you ever get and that’s still a good life.
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    Mike 🧸
    @mrice97
    Jun 6, 2023
    This video was so depressing that I started tearing up watching it
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