elliot@elliotconkSep 30, 2024Class got cancelled with no warning email.... just a sign on the door....6936937.8K7.8K337K337K7.2M7.2M
elliot@elliotconkFeb 11, 2025Assignment I was stressed about took me 7 minutes to do10310311K11K219K219K2.4M2.4M
elliot@elliotconkMar 21, 2025Accidentally brought bf to permanently closed restaurant for lunch1411412.7K2.7K180K180K3.3M3.3M
elliot@elliotconkMay 18, 2025Bella Ramsey has lost itInsane AI slop@FacebookAIslopMay 18, 20251941943.2K3.2K145K145K5.3M5.3M
elliot@elliotconkAug 28, 2025Person started jiggling bathroom door handle the moment I went in and didn't stop until I opened the door1381382.7K2.7K139K139K2.2M2.2M
elliot@elliotconkOct 30, 2024Headphones candy and $2 girl be seriousoiloou@cuteee_allOct 30, 2024Apple bag.🍎99992.6K2.6K120K120K2.6M2.6M
elliot@elliotconkJul 16, 2024This beer is starting to taste like maternal instincts towards SpongeBob he's so fucking cute 😭😭😭😭😭1031036.5K6.5K86K86K1.8M1.8M
elliot@elliotconkJul 22, 2025Inhaled something being smoked on the bus and now my eye won't close96961.8K1.8K63K63K1.5M1.5M
elliot@elliotconkMay 18, 2025Got scared cause I inhaled bleach fumes but then remembered I used to use my vape until I could taste the battery28281.1K1.1K41K41K774K774K