elizabeth 🤓@elizardbethcAug 23, 2024gay person: I’m gay straight person: I’m straight bi person: I’m bisexual my roommate who texts me every time he’s gonna cook an onion:5725729.3K9.3K248K248K5.1M5.1M
elizabeth 🤓@elizardbethcApr 9, 2025none of your “recession indicators” eclipse what I just saw25125112K12K235K235K3.3M3.3M
elizabeth 🤓@elizardbethcJul 16, 2023even 9/11??Joe Biden@JoeBidenJul 16, 2023In my book, every day is National Ice Cream Day.4304309.6K9.6K176K176K9.8M9.8M
elizabeth 🤓@elizardbethcDec 9, 2023thinking about when I visited LA at 16 and tried to take tumblr photos in front of this “aesthetic blue building”2262264.6K4.6K128K128K6.8M6.8M
elizabeth 🤓@elizardbethcFeb 1, 2024the article just says it’s 7 of these btwFact@FactJan 30, 2024Seven Ways to Actively Fight Depression... bit.ly/2cWTN5T1301307K7K90K90K7.5M7.5M
elizabeth 🤓@elizardbethcOct 7, 2024rooting around in the airport cannabis amnesty box like a truffle pig71712.8K2.8K70K70K1.6M1.6M
elizabeth 🤓@elizardbethcSep 18, 2024this is christmas for bisexual millennial women that only date menPop Crave@PopCraveSep 18, 2024John Mulaney to host SNL with Chappell Roan as the musical guest on November 2nd.1571572.2K2.2K59K59K4.5M4.5M
elizabeth 🤓@elizardbethcDec 23, 2023City of New York@nycgovDec 22, 2023Don’t text your ex. Text your mayor. Really: 917-909-2288.23233.3K3.3K53K53K2.3M2.3M
elizabeth 🤓@elizardbethcOct 15, 2018me: I fucking hate being told what to do me when cha cha slide comes on: left foot two stomp25258.4K8.4K39K39K
elizabeth 🤓@elizardbethcSep 22, 2022me paying 35$ for lukewarm taco bell delivered to my doorstep at a horrific hour34343.2K3.2K37K37K
elizabeth 🤓@elizardbethcJun 8, 2025finally seeing one of these in real life hit like crack cocaine151548648616K16K205K205K
elizabeth 🤓@elizardbethcApr 6, 2025i’ve met this creature as he drove through the mallAlex Fast@AlexFast8Apr 6, 2025There is a ...HUGE bunny at the Giants/Mariners game.121272172114K14K305K305K
