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    eigenrobot
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    Feb 23, 2018
    everything 👏 is 👏 monocausal 👏 and 👏 specifically 👏 results 👏 from 👏 whatever 👏 shit 👏 I'm 👏 on 👏 about 👏 at 👏 any 👏 given 👏 time
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    eigenrobot
    @eigenrobot
    Apr 18, 2024
    fucked up thing abt this is that there used to be something that ate tigers
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    Brian Roemmele
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    Jul 11, 2022
    Tigers have eye spots to avoid attacks from predators while drinking water. Getting a drink is one of the few times they are vulnerable so this affords a good backup intimidation strategy.
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    Dec 13, 2024
    This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
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    eigenrobot
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    Jan 23, 2025
    just got the call. fired. I was the wildlife DEI coordinator at the EPA. my job was to turn the frogs gay
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    Oct 21, 2025
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    Mary Harrington
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    Oct 21, 2025
    Amazon Web Servers went down, and all the Eight Sleep "smart" mattresses went haywire. Just a thought, but are there maybe some household goods it's smarter to leave "dumb"? unherd.com/newsroom/aws-o…
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    eigenrobot
    @eigenrobot
    Jul 27, 2025
    which way western man
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    Jul 10, 2024
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    @eigenrobot
    Jul 8, 2025
    lol they turned off grok chat but its still generating text in images
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    eigenrobot
    @eigenrobot
    Jun 21, 2025
    $1.50
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    John Wang
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    Jun 19, 2025
    Cooking your own meals is more expensive than eating out
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    eigenrobot
    @eigenrobot
    Nov 4, 2025
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    TRAFON(s Backup Account)
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    Nov 3, 2025
    That one hurt.
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    eigenrobot
    @eigenrobot
    Jun 28, 2025
    unfortunately white people are just gonna snap one day
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    ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩
    @kunley_drukpa
    Jun 28, 2025
    Singer Bob Vylan performs his new song “HEARD YOU WANT YOUR COUNTRY BACK? HAH, SHUT THE FUCK UP” at Britain’s largest music festival Glastonbury
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    Jun 6, 2025
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    eigenrobot
    @eigenrobot
    Apr 27, 2025
    when a woman calls you annoying it means she's so into you that she's mad about it
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    @eigenrobot
    Jun 22, 2024
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    The Associated Press
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    Jun 22, 2024
    US Olympic and other teams will bring their own AC units to Paris, undercutting environmental plan apnews.com/article/olympi…
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