eigen moomin (@eigen

eigen moomin

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eigen moomin

@eigen_moomin

silly moomin | 🇸🇬 chasing that glorious rainbow 🌈

san francisco | singapore

Joined April 2022

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eigen moomin
@eigen_moomin
Sep 3, 2025
singapore is the highest iq country that has never shipped anything that matters. this is my essay on why there are no great singaporean companies. we are a nation of compradors; middlemen too domesticated to do anything but serve.
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eigen moomin
@eigen_moomin
Aug 10, 2025
there's perhaps a lesson in this but i fear anyone who unironically posts on the subreddit will never get it.
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eigen moomin
@eigen_moomin
Aug 16, 2025
regular baptisms aren't idempotent so the church had to create a composition-safe monadic baptism
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eigen moomin
@eigen_moomin
Aug 17, 2025
if you have an infinite tape of newborns, and a minister conditionally baptizing them, you can make a Turing machine, proving that the Catholic church is computable. this is also known as the Catholic Church-Turing equivalence
eigen moomin
@eigen_moomin
Aug 16, 2025
regular baptisms aren't idempotent so the church had to create a composition-safe monadic baptism
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eigen moomin
@eigen_moomin
Jun 18, 2025
all the startup founders are hot now. jacked with abs. gigawatt smiles. beaming supreme confidence and ineffability. i do not trust these djinn. what happened to the troglodytes? spines bent, skills bartered with scoliosis from years of sitting like lobsters programming Altairs?
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eigen moomin
@eigen_moomin
Jun 13, 2025
if i were an indian serf ekeing out a modest existence on the deccan plains 200 years ago, the arrival of this man would compel me to hand over all my taxed grains. were i to find out that the raja's beautiful son had perished on the battlefield, my tears would salt the rivers.
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eigen moomin
@eigen_moomin
Jun 1, 2025
Replying to @MegaBasedChad
every so often my parents give me "life advice" which is some spin on "don't trust anyone. assume everyone is out to get you" and i have to reassure them that most people really don't have the time unless they're working a dead end job with nothing better to do
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eigen moomin
@eigen_moomin
Aug 20, 2025
PSA: as "millenials", you may soon be getting coworkers who you consider as "zoomers". as ideal members of the corporate workplace, it is your duty to make them feel welcome by using zoomer-affirmative language.
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eigen moomin
@eigen_moomin
Aug 10, 2025
Replying to @felpix_
otherwise summarized as: if you're so smart, why don't you know how to tap a keg?
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eigen moomin
@eigen_moomin
Aug 8, 2025
hey so umm... we noticed that you're trying to escape the permanent underclass 🙁, and that's like... really problematic?? especially when the rest of us are back here playing the same zero sum games?? so if you could get right back here with us?? thanks ✨✨
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eigen moomin
@eigen_moomin
Aug 10, 2025
Replying to @TriedAngled
hell yeah, shame about the stds though
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eigen moomin
@eigen_moomin
Oct 30, 2025
many have warned me of this, is it true?
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eigen moomin
@eigen_moomin
Aug 10, 2025
Replying to @bryancsk
the smart people you know are like proper scholar gentlemen aristocrat level smart though this is Reddit tier smart
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eigen moomin
@eigen_moomin
Aug 10, 2025
Replying to @menhguin
tag all your friends working on PL to give them a nervous breakdown
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