I bought a land in 2016 for 2.5 million naira .. Someone reached out to my sister this afternoon about the land … it’s now in demand and going for 155 million naira . Don’t sleep on your future. Land is the new gold.
Ade omo Ade 👑 01
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- Approached a Nigerian lady in North London. Asked for her number, she said yes… but when I pulled out my phone, she asked Is that 12? I said yes and she walked off saying she wasn’t sure about friends. 4 days later at a friend’s birthday, she’s suddenly fawning over me… after
- My sister once missed uni because she was forming feminist and grown at 18. 😂 We kept getting reports that she refused to do chores at home and always said I’m 18, I’m grown. She later got admission into a private uni, but me & my brothers refused to pay her tuition that year.
- Rep your secondary school with pride! Me : Iganmode Grammar School 💪
- Every guy has cried over a woman at least once. Nobody can honestly say they haven’t.
- If you had to go for a second degree, what course would you go for? All expenses covered, all you have to do is study.
- Your last two digits will tell us what you actually need
- A lot can happen in 2 months. Trust God 😊
- This is my last birthday as a single man… next year, it’s me and my wife. 🥂
- If money wasn’t an issue, who’s the first person you’re spoiling shamelessly?
- If your feminism sees every discipline as abuse, every correction as oppression and every disagreement as misogyny then na comedy skit una dey run, not movement. 🤡
- If someone lends you 10k to bet and you win 250 million, how much are you giving them back? Be honest 😊
- Peer pressure doesn’t work on me. If I don’t want to do something, I won’t.
- False accusations are rare but deadly. Men, protect yourselves: 1.Don’t touch drunk women walk away. 2.If consent isn’t loud & clear, dip. 3.Avoid women who live for drama. 4.Never be alone with someone you don’t trust. 5.The second she hesitates, stop. 6.Keep receipts


