Lemon 🍋 (@dziswat) / X

Lemon 🍋

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Lemon 🍋

@dziswat

mubatibati👍

Joined October 2014

Lemon 🍋
@dziswat
Jan 24, 2022
So I've recently started a Laundry business because I am jobless and have a mouth to feed and bills to pay. If there's anyone who wants their clothes washed and ironed please get in touch😊 RT my customers might be on your TL ndoda kutenga ma diapers pls
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@dziswat
Jun 30, 2022
A thread of moms who don't dress like moms🤲
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@dziswat
Apr 13, 2022
There's a lady here who said she cried in an Uber and a fellow Zimbabwean driver told her kuti ziva zvatakafambira kuno 😂
Yours_Mel
@TheRealMamoyo
Apr 13, 2022
At least you guys vent in Ubers 😂😂😂
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@dziswat
Jan 18, 2025
Ruzawi posted their first assembly, welcoming new learners. Someone in the CS commented "ko tine varungu vakawanda kudai muno. Vanofambirepi vatisingaoni" 😩😂😂 Someone enquired fees zvikanzi $4600 & someone asked Kasi ndeye kubva grade 1-7 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@dziswat
Dec 19, 2022
Anyway I know your helpers are going kumusha, but I'm not. So don't worry about who is going to clean up after the Christmas Eve dinner or wash up and iron. I gott you. Just call me 0714256331 I'm readily available ♥️
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@dziswat
Nov 14, 2022
That cresta situation is the saddest situation I've ever seen in my entire life 😭. Things are really hard in Zim and my people are willing to try anything
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@dziswat
Feb 8, 2023
When my mum said she wanted to buy a car, i just thought she was wishing like most of us. Moghel raised the money and moghel is getting her car any day from today. She's 60 and this her first car. I love this for her♥️♥️♥️♥️
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@dziswat
Nov 2, 2024
If we're being honest, roadrunner hainaki😩
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@dziswat
May 2, 2022
Have you ever slept on an empty stomach?? Not because you wanted but because there was no food in the house???
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@dziswat
Mar 5, 2023
There's a recruiting agency that asks you to run from their offices (Samora) to Chitungwiza flyover as a way of interviewing you🥺. You take a pic wasvika kuFlyover as evidence
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@dziswat
Sep 16, 2022
Any people who like goat meat here?
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@dziswat
Jan 13, 2025
Day 13 Let's pray for opportunities to leave Zimbabwe. Leave Africa 🙏
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@dziswat
Jul 12, 2023
Replying to @Mrs_Man_
He should change his dressing and bath twice or thrice a day. Women love clean men
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@dziswat
Feb 4, 2022
Guys a certain mother in my hood approached me asking if I can help her pay daughter's fees😔 Anogona mwana wacho but she hasn't been going to school much because both parents don't work. Now she owes the school about 6k RTGS Can you guys help? RT ka someone might help