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Dave Wiskus
@dwiskus
Two-Time Emmy® Award Attendee. @dwisk.us on bsky
New York, NY
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    Dave Wiskus
    @dwiskus
    Aug 16, 2024
    Timing.
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    Dave Wiskus
    @dwiskus
    Aug 16, 2014
    You know what the secret to comedy is?
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    Dave Wiskus
    @dwiskus
    Jul 7, 2022
    The Matrix described 1999 as the peak of human civilization and I laughed because that would obviously not age well but then the next 23 years happened and now I’m like yeah okay maybe the machines had a point
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    Dave Wiskus
    @dwiskus
    Apr 16, 2024
    Watching Dark Phoenix. I don’t recommend it. But I liked this detail: Professor X is wearing a Rolex Milgauss. Famously used by CERN scientists because it’s… wait for it… resistant to magnets
    Professor X wearing a Rolex Milgauss
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    Dave Wiskus
    @dwiskus
    Jun 12, 2024
    One time I went to Iceland and accidentally bought a sweater for a stranger on the internet
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    Celia
    @CeliaBedelia
    Jun 12, 2024
    People are amazing! Just 10 days ago, I shared a thought about one of my regrets in life. Of course, not buying a sweater sounds like a minor regret, but SO MANY could relate! And then @dwiskus made my wish a reality. This sweater made it from NYC to Berlin in record time! 🐧
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    Dave Wiskus
    @dwiskus
    Jun 3, 2024
    Replying to @CeliaBedelia
    My regret is that I bought this exact sweater for my wife two years ago. She has worn it zero times. I’m in NYC. Cover shipping and it’s yours.
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    Dave Wiskus
    @dwiskus
    Aug 16, 2014
    You know what the secret to comedy is?
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    Dave Wiskus
    @dwiskus
    Oct 28, 2024
    Replying to @dwiskus
    because I already voted for her a week ago EARLY VOTING LET’S GOOOOOOOO
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    Dave Wiskus
    @dwiskus
    Jun 3, 2024
    Replying to @CeliaBedelia
    I would never joke about a puffin sweater
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    Dave Wiskus
    @dwiskus
    Oct 28, 2024
    Lost in the naked racism of what he said is that Hinchcliffe’s joke was insinuating that Puerto Ricans were entering the US illegally. Puerto Ricans. Entering the US. Illegally.
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    Dave Wiskus
    @dwiskus
    Apr 10, 2024
    Call me old-fashioned but my apologies don't usually end with "we're not going to stop"
    Screenshot of a tweet from dbrand that reads: 

"Well that escalated quickly.

1. Yes - we made fun of a guy's name. It was a huge fumble.

2. We apologized to him directly and offered him $10,000 as a gesture of goodwill.

3. We've been poking fun at customers on social media for over a decade now. We're not going to stop, but maybe next time you'll be the one who gets $10,000."
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    Dave Wiskus
    @dwiskus
    Feb 5, 2025
    "Recently"
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    Dave Wiskus
    @dwiskus
    Nov 21, 2023
    Replying to @dwiskus
    Lest anyone claim "it's the law," we have NOT received any such claims from Samsung, Apple, or Google.
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    Dave Wiskus
    @dwiskus
    Jan 1, 2024
    Jesus Christ even his farewell video is flawlessly executed
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    Dave Wiskus
    @dwiskus
    Nov 21, 2023
    Replying to @dwiskus
    Also, we requested to see this policy and were told: "There is no guideline file that guides the seller to the policy." So LGBTQ+ content violates their policy that they won't show us.
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