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todd bonzalez
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todd bonzalez
@doinkpatrol
there’s plenty of reasons out there to hate babe ruth • click the link ↓
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Joined December 2011
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    todd bonzalez
    @doinkpatrol
    Jun 15
    tweeting @IQfor3's masterpiece just so i can pin it forever
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    DeAngelo, First of his Name™
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    DeAngelo, First of his Name™
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    todd bonzalez
    @doinkpatrol
    Jun 2, 2020
    alligators, welcome to the resistance
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    Gators Daily 🐊
    @GatorsDaily
    Jun 2, 2020
    YOOO HE KNOCKED HIM OUT COLD
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    todd bonzalez
    @doinkpatrol
    Aug 28, 2021
    imagine being late to work because james corden had to do hip thrusts at you in a rat costume
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    Film Updates
    @FilmUpdates
    Aug 28, 2021
    James Corden, Camila Cabello, Billy Porter and Idina Menzel stopped traffic in LA for a flash mob with a cover of Jennifer Lopez’s “Let’s Get Loud” to promote #CinderellaMovie
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    oj simpsons orange juice
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    oj simpsons orange juice
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    todd bonzalez
    @doinkpatrol
    Nov 21, 2020
    it’s crazy how the virus is so much worse right now than it was when i was sanitizing my groceries
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    todd bonzalez
    @doinkpatrol
    Jun 13, 2020
    motherfucker that is his GRAVE
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    J Michael Waller
    @JMichaelWaller
    Jun 7, 2020
    Interesting how the protesters in London are leaving the Karl Marx statue alone.
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    todd bonzalez
    @doinkpatrol
    Jan 5, 2022
    starting a text with lmao but then also ending the text with lmao and having to decide where the lmao is more serviceable
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    todd bonzalez
    @doinkpatrol
    Nov 23, 2021
    the boring company bravely asks, what if trains could only carry four people
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    todd bonzalez
    @doinkpatrol
    Mar 25, 2025
    i don’t think that’s what the cover is saying, at all
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    Katherine Boyle
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    Mar 24, 2025
    A consequence of fewer children is less empathy for those who have them.
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    todd bonzalez
    @doinkpatrol
    Aug 9, 2020
    i can’t believe this tweet has survived six entire years on this app
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    Ted Cruz
    @tedcruz
    Aug 9, 2014
    Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter"
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    todd bonzalez
    @doinkpatrol
    Jul 25, 2020
    grimes and elon unfollowed eachother lmfao
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    todd bonzalez
    @doinkpatrol
    Dec 18, 2020
    the third stimulus check is going to be a $300 venmo request from nancy pelosi
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    todd bonzalez
    @doinkpatrol
    Sep 22, 2020
    do u think that burger king and dairy queen fuck sometimes
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    todd bonzalez
    @doinkpatrol
    Nov 3, 2025
    i have GOT to see his step count
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    Emma G. Fitzsimmons
    @emmagf
    Nov 3, 2025
    Zohran Mamdani is walking across the Brooklyn Bridge at sunrise to give a speech at City Hall, signaling a new day for New York City.
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    todd bonzalez
    @doinkpatrol
    Jun 29, 2020
    it’s actually so crazy that this isn’t a still from an A24 movie