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Not Paul Newman
@dmarknewman
SRO tix to my funeral are sold out. My fires out but I’m still smokin. Digital hacksmith. Chainsawer of data.
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    Not Paul Newman
    @dmarknewman
    Aug 18, 2023
    Replying to @keelsonwheels14
    temper tantrums
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    @dmarknewman
    Apr 27, 2024
    Replying to @TaxLawProf and @kristapColorado
    oh you can get ready to size up her clothes over the summer then bc this has all the hallmarks of a growth spurt
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    @dmarknewman
    Dec 29, 2024
    Replying to @c9baskerville and @RazorbackFB
    as an Arkansan i apologize and hope the athletic director @HunterYurachek addresses this ASAP
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    Not Paul Newman
    @dmarknewman
    Jul 19, 2024
    Melania out here looking like there's not enough benzos on the planet for her to deal with this
    25K
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    Not Paul Newman
    @dmarknewman
    Dec 2, 2021
    Replying to @kattenbarge and @NBCNews
    getting the feeling your day is about to get worse
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    Not Paul Newman
    @dmarknewman
    Jun 5, 2025
    Replying to @stoolpresidente
    shut up Rabbi Dave...no one gave you permission to speak
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    Not Paul Newman
    @dmarknewman
    Jan 4, 2022
    LSU has no QB, 39 scholarship players that traveled on the jet, 25 on a school bus of walk-ons, plus 8 guys from the Iberville Parish Jail trash detail and 2 hobos from Bourbon Street that are listed as special teams. And Kansas State is only favored by 7.
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    Not Paul Newman
    @dmarknewman
    May 26, 2025
    Replying to @kourtneyinhell
    the gateway drug is when you start filling hummingbird feeders...they will suck you and own you
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    @dmarknewman
    Sep 22, 2019
    She needs them. That bitch steps on a rusty nail she's dead.
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    @PageSix
    Sep 22, 2019
    Jenny McCarthy wears combat boots to the 2019 #Emmys trib.al/HNQvrIe
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    Not Paul Newman
    @dmarknewman
    Apr 3, 2021
    Over 5% of the adult US population has gotten a shot in the last 72 hours. A berserk stat.
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    @dmarknewman
    Aug 18, 2023
    Replying to @keelsonwheels14
    lol good q
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    @dmarknewman
    Dec 6, 2021
    The worlds most thorough necropsy is about to occur on Medina Spirit. Baffert better pray not so much as a molded oat is found inside that horse.
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    @dmarknewman
    Mar 14, 2020
    Replying to @darth
    Darth we cutting those sprouts out and then planting them this is crazy times
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    @dmarknewman
    Dec 8, 2024
    Replying to @nickyyknowsball
    Meh. Let men be men. Not yours to create and dream up.
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