- helped an older woman read the price of honey at Whole Foods and she said “oh god” and I said “made your decision, didn’t it” and we laughed
- dc dating would be easy if I wanted a swiftie who was in the air force
- introduced myself to an oomf in person and they did not know who I was
- my mom just told me I was snarky like the son from schitts creek
- Favorite this if you have the social skills of a wolf. Retweet if you have the social skills of a dog! #PSAT
- if you are doing biceps at the gym,,,go slower and don’t swing your arms
