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- Just found out that their spouses were also at the concert and he was drunk and thought she was his wife from behind because they were wearing similar outfits and she also assumed it was her husband and they didn’t realize their mistake until they saw themselves on the Jumbotron
- France contemplates end of the Fifth Republic amid political crisis — Telegraph
- There are only 10^15 shrimp in existence and frankly if you told me I had to choose between torturing them all for 10 minutes or saving one human life I would simply not believe you
- The etymologically correct terms would be citizen and villainit's odd that we don't have short terms for "people who live in cities" and "people who live in rural areas", considering how important that divide is
- Replying to @___fryeSo I guess we’re just stopping at 26 letters
- Replying to @flaczipWould you allow shrimp to subject 10^100 grains of rice to 10 minutes of frying to save one human
- Replying to @HephaistosFI don't think the identity of the hostage would change my view of the plausibility of the scenario, but in the off chance they had you tied up in their basement, I think I would have to call the police
- WASP color-blindness was the most effective anti-racist praxis humanity will ever attempt, but it was an assimilationist doctrine masking as a universalist one, chauvinistically enshrining WASP cultural norms as a neutral default, which ultimately just annoyed everyone
- Sorry, Saturday doesn't work for me. I've got a full day planned
