We didn’t play any Christmas music in the store during the holiday season so maybe we’ll do that today? Buy two books get one free. Indie bookstore day.
- We kick you out if you don’t do thisthey kicked me outta Barnes an obal cuz I sniffed the books too sensually
- Other stores are always like “we’re closed for inventory today!” but not us. We have an innate, psychic knowledge of the location and quantities of every single book in the store. It is very expensive to train the booksellers to do this, so please come buy a book
- Beautiful day today. Maybe we’ll have bookstore outside
- Buying a book might make the number go back down, just a thoughtJUST IN: NASA says there's now a 3.1% chance an asteroid will hit Earth in 2032, up from 2.6% yesterday. This is the highest risk assessment an asteroid has ever received, surpassing 2.7% in 2004



