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David Walliams HQ
@davidwalliams
The official account of comedian & children’s author David Walliams, run by his team.
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Born August 20
Joined November 2008
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    David Walliams HQ
    @davidwalliams
    Jun 7, 2020
    Opening one of my dick pics...
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    David Walliams HQ
    @davidwalliams
    Jun 3, 2020
    Please come back @BarackObama The world needs you.
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    David Walliams HQ
    @davidwalliams
    Jan 3, 2018
    Schwimming.
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    David Walliams HQ
    @davidwalliams
    Apr 1, 2020
    I have had lots of teachers asking me if they can use my children’s stories to make online videos for their pupils. Normally you have to get the author’s permission but please feel free to do whatever you like with my books at this time. Use them at toilet paper if that helps. x
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    David Walliams HQ
    @davidwalliams
    Feb 7, 2020
    I am sending all my love to @Schofe today. I have always held him in the highest regard, ans now have nothing but respect and admiration for him. Let’s hope we are moving towards a world where no-one has to come out anymore, they can just be who they are and celebrate that.
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    David Walliams HQ
    @davidwalliams
    Jan 9, 2021
    ‘Once again I’ve had many teachers asking me if they can use my children’s stories to make online videos for their pupils during lockdown. The answer is YES! Please go ahead & use my books in whatever way you want. I am delighted that they will be enjoyed.’ David x
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    David Walliams HQ
    @davidwalliams
    Aug 31, 2019
    I told you not to call me that.
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    Donald J. Trump
    @realDonaldTrump
    Aug 30, 2019
    Just arrived at Camp David!
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    David Walliams HQ
    @davidwalliams
    Nov 7, 2020
    Computer Says No.
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    Donald J. Trump
    @realDonaldTrump
    Nov 7, 2020
    I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!
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    David Walliams HQ
    @davidwalliams
    Jan 19, 2021
    ‘My mum is 77 & was given the vaccine yesterday. When I spoke to her last night I could hear the joy in her voice. Now there was hope. Thank you so much to the clever scientists for developing it & the brilliant NHS for delivering it. You have made my mum & I very happy’. David
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    David Walliams HQ
    @davidwalliams
    May 31, 2019
    I rarely owned books as a child, instead I went to my local library. It was there that I developed my love of reading, & later writing. It makes me sad that children might grow up never having a local library. All libraries need to be saved. When they go, they go forever.
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    David Walliams HQ
    @davidwalliams
    Feb 22, 2020
    I think it might be me.
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    BBC Yorkshire
    @BBCLookNorth
    Feb 21, 2020
    Do you recognise this man? Police in Doncaster issue e-fit image of man they want to speak to about attempted robbery in town centre: bit.ly/2T3XDxz
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    David Walliams HQ
    @davidwalliams
    May 24, 2019
    Just like Margaret Thatcher, Theresa May only ever cried for herself.
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    David Walliams HQ
    @davidwalliams
    Jul 12, 2018
    Looks like a really fun night...
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    David Walliams HQ
    @davidwalliams
    Jul 6, 2019
    The greatest dancer.
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