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@davidgerard
AI and cryptocurrency discontent creator [email protected] he/him ๐Ÿฆฃ: @[email protected] ๐Ÿฆ‹: bsky.app/profile/davidgโ€ฆ
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    your #1 source for absurdist true crime ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐ŸŒท
    @davidgerard
    Feb 17, 2022
    adding physics to the long list of things coiners don't understand
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    your #1 source for absurdist true crime ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐ŸŒท
    @davidgerard
    Dec 26, 2023
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    Noah | NCBTRADES
    @ncbtrades
    Dec 21, 2023
    The BULL FLAG is a strong TA Pattern that everyone should be aware of. It signals that a continuation to the upside is imminent. Bull Flags are best found after long periods of accumulation, and are rampant during bull markets. Here are 4 Crypto Related Stocks printing Bull
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    your #1 source for absurdist true crime ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐ŸŒท
    @davidgerard
    Mar 10, 2024
    you're a bunch of conspiracy nutters, the #KateMiddleton photo is fine
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    your #1 source for absurdist true crime ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐ŸŒท
    @davidgerard
    May 27, 2019
    this ends much better than it starts
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    your #1 source for absurdist true crime ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐ŸŒท
    @davidgerard
    May 21, 2024
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    your #1 source for absurdist true crime ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐ŸŒท
    @davidgerard
    Aug 31, 2024
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    your #1 source for absurdist true crime ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐ŸŒท
    @davidgerard
    May 11, 2022
    six months ago: the guy from Terra mocking the idea of *the precise attack that just happened*
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    your #1 source for absurdist true crime ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐ŸŒท
    @davidgerard
    Aug 22, 2022
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    your #1 source for absurdist true crime ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐ŸŒท
    @davidgerard
    Jul 20, 2022
    Websockets has has enough of your bullshit
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    your #1 source for absurdist true crime ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐ŸŒท
    @davidgerard
    Mar 11, 2023
    UNVERIFIED RUMOUR: Musk fired everyone with access to the private key to their internal root CA, and they can no longer run Puppet because the Puppet master's CA cert expired and they can't get a new one because no one has access. They no longer can mint certs. *ahem* lol
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    your #1 source for absurdist true crime ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐ŸŒท
    @davidgerard
    Jun 4, 2023
    this is the funniest cryptocurrency graph I've seen today
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    your #1 source for absurdist true crime ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐ŸŒท
    @davidgerard
    Feb 7, 2019
    "Bitcoinโ€™s basically a re-enactment society for early modern economics. Like getting dressed up in medieval garb and going to feasts except instead you get to re-discover why each and every financial regulation we have today came into existence." - Riina Stewart
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    your #1 source for absurdist true crime ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐ŸŒท
    @davidgerard
    Feb 17, 2022
    Replying to @davidgerard
    that thermodynamics tweet is the stupidest thing i've seen today, and that's in the face of competition from other bitcoiners imagining what joys of dumbass the afternoon will bring
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    your #1 source for absurdist true crime ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐ŸŒท
    @davidgerard
    Feb 20, 2022

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