David Chappelle@DaveChappelleMar 25, 2012This account has been hacked. I'm deeming it officially bogus. Sincerely, Chappelle, David K4.2K4.2K2.3K2.3K9.4K9.4K
David Chappelle@DaveChappelleMar 21, 2012As promised- here's a staged candid shot of me having deep thoughts whilst on my motorcycle. 5795792.8K2.8K7.7K7.7K
David Chappelle@DaveChappelleMar 22, 2012I can't think of anything provocative to tweet, and yet, I must continue... Must...keep....tweeting.1.3K1.3K2.9K2.9K6.8K6.8K
David Chappelle@DaveChappelleMar 23, 2012Why'd twitter change my picture to an egg?1.3K1.3K2.2K2.2K6.4K6.4K
David Chappelle@DaveChappelleMar 20, 2012Chinese Riddle: If a man does not tweet does he exist?4694695.9K5.9K6.2K6.2K
David Chappelle@DaveChappelleMar 21, 2012Does anybody read this? Let's get to 100 followers. Shout out to the magnificent 11.6876878938934.6K4.6K
David Chappelle@DaveChappelleMar 21, 2012I'm off to the gym. Replacing good character with good looks is a cornerstone of my comeback stratagem. (sarcasm)5055051.3K1.3K4.2K4.2K
David Chappelle@DaveChappelleMar 21, 2012I am up to 4 followers! It's been a great ride!1551551.6K1.6K3.2K3.2K
David Chappelle@DaveChappelleMar 20, 2012I would have put David Chappelle as my name, but it was taken. F'n impostors. This is my second tweet ever. Can I follow myself?1421421.2K1.2K2.5K2.5K
David Chappelle@DaveChappelleMar 21, 2012Like I have anticipated- my following has more than doubled to eleven people. The power of visualization....1591596456452.5K2.5K
David Chappelle@DaveChappelleMar 20, 2012Going to top 80 degrees here in OH today. I'll be on my motorcycle. Man, am I edgy! I'll post a picture of how dope I am.1131136496492K2K