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@crispheaney
manipulating machines, memes & markets | @scr_wtf
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lilperp.xyz
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    lil perp
    @crispheaney
    Feb 16, 2025
    Im old enough to remember when they said Solana was bad because it had no revenue Now it’s bad because it has too much revenue lol
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    @crispheaney
    May 19, 2024
    my ex and i moved in together jan ‘23 and we bought a $1.5k couch every time i look at it i think “i could have just bought bonk”
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    @crispheaney
    Oct 30, 2025
    am i just zetarded or does ZEC still look good here
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    @crispheaney
    Apr 1, 2024
    Max pain is making millions and still being petty/angry all the time
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    @crispheaney
    Mar 28, 2024
    how to start a failed startup: 1) attend every conference 2) rent a fancy office space 3) hire faang engineers 4) hire bd/sales before pmf 5) glorify headcount 6) enter infinite partnerships 7) listen to vc product suggestions 8) make everybody happy 9) chase narratives 10)
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    @crispheaney
    Mar 13, 2025
    Today we’re releasing our Swift Protocol whitepaper ⚡️ Swift enables faster fills, better execution and gasless trading without sacrificing on the benefits of being directly deployed on Solana. 🧵👇
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    @crispheaney
    Apr 7, 2025
    🚨 DRIFT IS HIRING 🚨 We're actively looking for UI/fullstack devs Job is remote and team is smart/fun af DM me
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    @crispheaney
    Jan 23, 2022
    Me too! Some good ones: anchor examples: github.com/project-serum/… mango: github.com/blockworks-fou… saber: github.com/saber-hq/stabl… synthetify: github.com/Synthetify/syn… jet: github.com/jet-lab/jet-v1 candy machine: github.com/metaplex-found… drift: github.com/drift-labs/pro…
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    @libsvm
    Jan 23, 2022
    Replying to @crispheaney
    I learned most about Solana programming by scavenging open source repos.
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    lil perp
    @crispheaney
    Jan 21, 2022
    you die a dev or you live long enough to become the vc
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    @crispheaney
    Oct 10, 2024
    i just forked ya code in some gucci flip flops
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    @crispheaney
    Jun 26, 2025
    Dark AMMs, JIT and future Perp Market Microstructure Innovation Dark AMMs are a new class of AMM that have popped up recently that enable market makers to provide superior resting liquidity for spot assets They make use of some tricks around CU usage and how the tx scheduler
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    @crispheaney
    Sep 22, 2024
    hear me out breakpoint classic in lisbon for people who have proof of a solana transfer before Nov '22
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    lil perp
    @crispheaney
    Sep 30, 2021
    Can you work in crypto and have a normal sleep schedule?
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    lil perp
    @crispheaney
    Oct 31, 2025
    Telling every uber driver about zcash until we flip XRP
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