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crawf
@crawf34
in moments of crisis, to stay silent is to side with power
Joined September 2010
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    crawf
    @crawf34
    Feb 3, 2025
    what fresh horrors await us on the internet today
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    crawf
    @crawf34
    Oct 11, 2024
    bartender here. guess what: the robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids
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    Kevin Dalton
    @TheKevinDalton
    Oct 11, 2024
    Congrats on your $20 minimum wage. Meet Optimus
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    Whole Mars Catalog
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    Whole Mars Catalog
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    crawf
    @crawf34
    Nov 16, 2024
    the one headline where you could’ve called them “concentration camps” and you blew it
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    crawf
    @crawf34
    Jul 16, 2025
    embarrassing lack of knowledge on display here
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    Winter 🏹
    @winterduck04
    Jul 15, 2025
    just remembered that americans don’t have random old castles in the countryside that they can go and visit
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    crawf
    @crawf34
    Jun 17, 2022
    they killed a kid. zero doubt in my mind
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    Jason Koebler
    @jason_koebler
    Jun 17, 2022
    SCOOP: Uvalde and Uvalde Police have hired a private law firm to fight against being required to release body camera footage and other records related to school shooting Files could be 'highly embarrassing,' involve 'emotional/mental distress,' it argues vice.com/en/article/88q…
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    crawf
    @crawf34
    May 8, 2025
    well he seems like the man for the j-- wait what's that. oh god no. no
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    crawf
    @crawf34
    Jun 7, 2022
    what did he see out there
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    crawf
    @crawf34
    Sep 25, 2025
    do it you absolute loser. have the international soccer community descend on fucking tuscaloosa. have them inundate oklahoma city
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    Aaron Rupar
    @atrupar
    Sep 25, 2025
    Trump threatens to move World Cup games out of blue cities due to "crime"
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    crawf
    @crawf34
    Mar 11, 2025
    he’d probably hate people seeing that the shape of his chest happens to follow the decline in tesla share prices huh
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    crawf
    @crawf34
    Aug 3, 2023
    this is one of the great sports photos of all time
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    crawf
    @crawf34
    Aug 12, 2025
    they've literally run this country into the ground in seven months
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    More Perfect Union
    @MorePerfectUS
    Aug 12, 2025
    BREAKING: U.S. layoffs have surged to their highest level since the early months of the COVID-19 pandemic.
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    crawf
    @crawf34
    Jul 12, 2023
    I very infrequently watch reels but this had me crying
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    crawf
    @crawf34
    Jul 29, 2024
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    Otto Krecht
    @OldBeigeGuy
    Jul 29, 2024
    Just found a 2017 Target receipt tucked under the cushion of my chair What's the oldest uninvited guest you've found in your cushions?
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    crawf
    @crawf34
    Oct 15, 2022
    you will never, ever, with a million guesses, guess what the hand is obscuring
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