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Opened at gunpoint in a Lady Footlocker. @jurassicmeasurs if you’re cool.
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    cowboy postbop
    @cowboy_postbop
    Aug 8, 2025
    this is not a value judgment but Michael Jackson was more famous than you could possibly imagine — like, “the Pope” or “Coca-Cola” famous
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    She’s Fishy ➐
    @ShesFishy
    Aug 5, 2025
    Is Beyoncé bigger than Micheal Jackson?
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    cowboy postbop
    @cowboy_postbop
    May 10, 2023
    What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
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    cowboy postbop
    @cowboy_postbop
    Oct 21, 2022
    Wes Anderson hooting and hollering and shooting guns in the air scrolling this thread
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    (insert anime girl) appreciator account
    @NlGROTORO
    Oct 20, 2022
    Obsessed with this photography project showing civil servants aIn different countries. First, Bolivia:
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    cowboy postbop
    @cowboy_postbop
    Jun 20, 2024
    Incredible edge case I found while researching flying with the toddler
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    cowboy postbop
    @cowboy_postbop
    Sep 24, 2025
    no one ever had my dad’s number harder than when John Mulaney said “you might think your dad has friends — you’re wrong. your *mom* has friends, and they have husbands”
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    The bugmuncher
    @bugmunch3r
    Sep 24, 2025
    anyone else's parents just like dont have friends? like any at all
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    cowboy postbop
    @cowboy_postbop
    Apr 6, 2024
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    Nostos
    @NostosLit
    Apr 5, 2024
    Jodie Foster in a promotional shoot for The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
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    cowboy postbop
    @cowboy_postbop
    Sep 15, 2024
    As far as cosmic tortures go, Trump repeatedly experiencing near misses from people he cannot credibly leverage politically is pretty funny
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    cowboy postbop
    @cowboy_postbop
    Apr 11, 2024
    This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
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    cowboy postbop
    @cowboy_postbop
    Oct 26, 2024
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    Candace Owens
    CANDACE
    @RealCandaceO
    Oct 25, 2024
    Can somebody explain to me why Elon Musk is not allowed to communicate with Vladimir Putin?
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    cowboy postbop
    @cowboy_postbop
    Jan 9, 2024
    That video of a Hasidic guy emerging from a sidewalk grate and running off is both one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen and something I trust a *very* small group people to riff on safely
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    cowboy postbop
    @cowboy_postbop
    Jul 11, 2024
    I think this is a pretty aggressive thing to say about an event that does, in fact, revolve around two people specifically
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    cowboy postbop
    @cowboy_postbop
    May 10, 2023
    Replying to @catsofberuthiel
    I had never seen this one before (it's great)
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    cowboy postbop
    @cowboy_postbop
    Oct 18, 2024
    The objectively funniest option is Chappell Roan, right?
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    Pop Base
    @PopBase
    Oct 17, 2024
    Kamala Harris is set to hold a Get Out The Vote concert with a surprise musical guest.
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    cowboy postbop
    @cowboy_postbop
    Jul 14, 2024
    It’s really funny that Trump has not one but *two* adult sons but they’re so unavoidably stupid the MAGA guys have to do the Lisan al-Gaib thing with Barron because he’s like eight feet tall, looks the most like him and has never said anything in public at all
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    Chief Trumpster
    @ChiefTrumpster
    Jul 14, 2024
    BARRON WAS THERE AND SAW EVERYTHING. BARRON WILL NOT BE FORGIVING.
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    Barron Trump was not at today’s rally. This picture is from Trump’s rally in Doral, Florida two days ago. x.com/_johnnymaga/st…
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