What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
no one ever had my dad’s number harder than when John Mulaney said “you might think your dad has friends — you’re wrong. your *mom* has friends, and they have husbands”
That video of a Hasidic guy emerging from a sidewalk grate and running off is both one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen and something I trust a *very* small group people to riff on safely
It’s really funny that Trump has not one but *two* adult sons but they’re so unavoidably stupid the MAGA guys have to do the Lisan al-Gaib thing with Barron because he’s like eight feet tall, looks the most like him and has never said anything in public at all