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constans
@constans
hard scrabble, yet privileged, NJ flotsam. “pedantic plonker”. GenX hegemonist [email protected] if you need to find me elsewhere
New York, NY
Joined May 2008
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    constans
    @constans
    Sep 23, 2025
    The people on this website are deeply troubled.
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    constans
    @constans
    May 3, 2025
    It’s always kind of interesting to me that conservatives are very upset at the idea that they are judged for the things they do.
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    @amuse
    @amuse
    May 2, 2025
    DOGE: Harvard student who dropped out to join the DOGE team admits he’s lost friends and is a pariah on campus now.
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    RedWave Press
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    RedWave Press
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    constans
    @constans
    Aug 5, 2024
    What I love about this picture is that Yao Ming’s wife is 6’3”
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    constans
    @constans
    Oct 12, 2024
    I love this because unlike all the futuristic stuff posted on social media, this shows what the actual aesthetics of day to day life of Chongqing are
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    𝕏 Ali Al Samahi 🇦🇪علي السماحي
    @alsamahi
    Oct 11, 2024
    A man shows his commute to work in Chongqing.
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    constans
    @constans
    Mar 28, 2025
    Do not rewrite legacy code I cannot stress to you how much you do not want to rewrite legacy code Only a 25 year old would think this was a good idea
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    WIRED
    @WIRED
    Mar 28, 2025
    Social Security systems contain tens of millions of lines of code written in COBOL, an archaic programming language. Safely rewriting that code would take years—DOGE wants it done in months. wired.com/story/doge-reb…
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    constans
    @constans
    Nov 3, 2025
    At least Justin Trudeau looked like he was having a good time. These people are so joyless
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    Right Wing Cope
    @RightWingCope
    Nov 1, 2025
    what is maga even about at this point?
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    constans
    @constans
    Nov 10, 2024
    It wasn’t until I moved to NYC and lived here for a few years that I realized the reason other people seemed to be living better than me was because they were just really really bad with money.
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    Kayla Johnson-White
    @kaylajohnsonatl
    Nov 9, 2024
    Another bit of audacity from the wedding groups today
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    constans
    @constans
    Aug 29, 2025
    Why is Vance in a constant whine of “why don’t you say thank you???”
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    Acyn
    @Acyn
    Aug 28, 2025
    Vance on Mamdani: It would be nice for him to occasionally show a sense of gratitude instead of just attacking the United States for all of its problems
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    constans
    @constans
    Jun 1, 2024
    I cannot stress enough how your children are depending on you to not be weird. Seriously, you are a dad. Every morning you should be looking yourself in the mirror and saying to yourself: “I need to not be weird, for my children”
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    🌲 Mostly Peaceful Jawbone Enthusiast 🌲
    @RettCopple
    Jun 1, 2024
    My seven year old is about to turn eight. He asked me yesterday why he still has to have a car seat booster. I said it is because he lives in a society run by women and weak men who themselves are dominated by women. That women are predisposed toward safety and that their
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    constans
    @constans
    Feb 17, 2024
    How it started How it’s going
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    constans
    @constans
    Mar 3, 2024
    “Oh you sweet summer child” being entirely the invention of Game of Thrones is another one of those things.
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    holden m. accountable
    @noahpasaran
    Mar 2, 2024
    finding out the term “Debbie downer” was coined on SNL is one of those real facts that do not seem congruent with the world
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    constans
    @constans
    Aug 30, 2025
    It’s not just that people have become weirdly anti-social, it’s that they insist that they are in the right for being anti-social and everyone else is committing a social crime
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    alex turntine
    @turntineforwhat
    Aug 29, 2025
    my roommates and I are having a party tomorrow night so we baked brown butter cookies from scratch for all our neighbors along with a note that tells them what time the party is and our numbers in case it gets too loud. NOBODY ANSWERED 😭 two said go away through the door
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    constans
    @constans
    Feb 2, 2024
    That’s cool. My parents had me because they loved each other.
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    constans
    @constans
    Jan 10, 2025
    It’s amazing how consistently that trads mistake movies and advertisements for real life. Media standards of the day considered sharing beds too suggestive. No one ACTUALLY lived like that
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    Sola Requiem
    @Sola_Requiem
    Jan 10, 2025
    A Husband and Wife should sleep in separate beds while keeping physical contact at a minimum.
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