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College Confessions
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Joined April 2018
- First time going to this girls house and she has a meat curtain in her spare bathroom
- “I lowkey think James Charles is s*xy af, and I’m a guy. I wouldn’t date him and I’m straight but idk why you guys are acting like he ain’t s*xy.” - Western Michigan University
- “My friend told me to follow this page cause he thought a confession was directed at me. I just found out that my ex girlfriend cheated on me during her trip to Disney. From an Instagram page. What. The. F*ck.” - University of Tampa
- “Apparently my college doesn't want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves” - University of Illinois
- “Why have s*x in college when classes f*ck me every day?” - Florida Tech
- Bro imagine if we all just started ignoring celebrities Like how hilarious would it be if they posted and got like 13 likes
- “My girl and I smack each others butts, dap each other up, chest bump, and say “good game” after every time we f**k. best. girlfriend. ever.” - PSU
- “LMAOOOOO this girl didn’t show up to class today cause she thought I was gonna do something to her I’m so dead 💀” - University of Central Florida
- “Am I the only student who thinks these online classes are to much to handle. Y’all teachers need to calm down. Students are having mental breakdowns and I am one of them.” - CSUF
- “Once, I met up with this random guy to get some d**k. When I got to his house, he literally opened the door, handed me 4 pages of college work, and said “plans changed”. I looked at him, laughed, and said okay lets get it done then. We’re 5 months strong” - Weatherford College
- “I was talking to a girl and told her I am pans**ual. She looked at me with disgust and accused me of being turned on by the pandemic.” - Harvard
- “Since my girlfriend and I are now forced to be long distance we FaceTime a few times a day. Every time she says something cute I write it down in a notebook. My plan is to fill the entire thing with cute things she’s said to me and once the quarantine is over I’ll give it to...
- “Our teacher told us in class that every time he receives a stupid answer in a test, he photocopies the answer so he can add it to the others he has in preparation to release them as a book. After 10 years of teaching he has 2 complete editions.” - University of Greenwich
