I have not been able to stop thinking about this small French child at the aquarium that walked up next to us grabbing his mom's hand, pointed at a starfish, and said "Mama! Patrique!"
Calling it now. the Minecraft movie is gonna have a scene where Jack Black gets hit in the balls or something and says "Ack! My cubes!" because he has cubes for balls and the joke is that his balls are cubes
thinking about the time i met him by accident at the Polyphia show and didn't know who he was and i was just like "i like your hair" and he said "thanks i'm morgan wallen" and i still had no idea who he was
thinking about that one time i let a friend drag me to an "emo nite" last year and it was a just a room full of grown adults singing along to High Hopes by panic at the disco while AI-generated "emo" nightmare before christmas images flashed on a big screen
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