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Chris
@citehchris
original tribal chief of chili's
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    Chris
    @citehchris
    Oct 17, 2025
    yall fw guys 4 drinks deep?
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    Chris
    @citehchris
    Oct 18, 2024
    when you're financially stable in a walkable city 3 drinks deep with the love of your life...that is the moment life gets better
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    m :)
    @vuse_lover
    Oct 18, 2024
    all jokes aside when does it get better
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    Chris
    @citehchris
    Aug 9, 2025
    had a date last night, i think it went well. woke up to a morning text from them
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    Chris
    @citehchris
    Sep 2, 2022
    ladies and gentlemen we got her. W’s in the chat
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    Chris
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    Mar 12, 2025
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    Chris
    @citehchris
    Jun 5, 2025
    you should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough
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    Chris
    @citehchris
    Mar 10, 2025
    not to be controversial but you should be allowed to leave work early to get drinks if the weather is nice enough
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    Chris
    @citehchris
    Feb 12, 2024
    my girl walking me out of costco after i ate 6 hot dogs
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    Barstool Sports
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    Barstool Sports
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    Chris
    @citehchris
    Jul 10, 2025
    why is smoking the only addictions jobs give you breaks to do? i should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays
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    Chris
    @citehchris
    May 23, 2025
    moving to a walkable city won’t solve all your problems but it will allow you to get drunk and just walk around and that is peak activity you can’t get just any where
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    Chris
    @citehchris
    May 26, 2025
    wow i absolutely love your outfit the black really brings out the pet hair on it
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    Chris
    @citehchris
    Sep 2, 2024
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    Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸
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    Aug 31, 2024
    Does America even have any food worthy of this reaction
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    Chris
    @citehchris
    Aug 31, 2025
    thinking about this girl i went on a date with last year and she out of no where starts asking me about my interest and what i like. never left a date so fast in my life
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    Chris
    @citehchris
    Apr 14, 2025
    real ones know we have moved beyond 5 inch shorts and entering show some ball summer
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    trout mask (original)
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    Apr 12, 2025
    5” is objectively correct Gotta show off them getaway sticks
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