I don’t know if it’s irony or just fucked up that people don’t know that the pilgrims weren’t actually escaping religious persecution, they were escaping consequences of persecuting others for their religious beliefs
I don't know if it's irony or just fucked up that a country that started with people escaping religious prosecution turned into a country that uses religion to prosecute people.
Yesterday, a guy told me he was a nano scientist, and I said, oh wow, that’s so interesting, because up to now, I’ve only met regular sized scientists and he didn’t laugh, which is clearly not cool
Male birds: hey how are you look at how colorful I am and here’s some bottle caps and shiny glass for you and let me do a fancy dance because you’re so cute!
Male humans: I screamed at you from across the street why don’t you like me?