I normally hate overengineering, but can't stop myself from doing it to my home network
- Last Friday was my final day at @intercom, the company I cofounded 10 years ago along with @eoghan @destraynor and @davebarrett. It has been such a privilege to have been part of the adventure for so long!
- Had to try it myself. So fascinating!It really is incredible.
- Replying to @ciaran_leeIf fire was discovered today, a load of tech industry midwits would try to ban it
- It'd be so to funny to build the opposing version of bots like this and roll them out with the same self congratulatory fanfare as when they were initially deployedThe federal government's Inclusion Bot now lives in bot heaven with Tay. 🥺 18f.gsa.gov/2016/01/12/hac…
- Replying to @willobWe did a tour of poolbeg coal plant when I was a kid. The scale was insane. I did appreciate it a bit but spent most of the tour laughing because a teacher said he "would be bringing it up the rear" of the group during the kick-off meeting.
- As people seem interested here are some more fun numbers from our @rails app: - we deployed the app 46 times today (well, 46 PRs merged but some shipments likely ended up being deployed together) - test runs take 5 mins (at a concurrency of 500) - we max out just over 1M SQLReplying to @fractaledmind and @julian_rubischRails is scaling quite nicely for us. I'm an even bigger fan of vanilla rails stack now than when we started in 2011.
- Very excited to share that I am returning to @intercom, for one last mission! I will be working with an amazing team to help improve our customer billing experience.
GIF - 💥 ruby 3 -> 3.2 dropped test time for my rails app from 44s to 25s
- Rails still chugging along very nicely for usRandom data dump - Intercom now does 150k RPS HTTPS requests and 50k async worker requests at daily peak. Also 1 million RPS on PlanetScale!
- These photos are from my suburb + city As a kid, antisemitism here was overt - “Jew” was an insult among kids + adults made cruel jokes at their expense Now it’s typically cloaked in caring language by people who consider themselves humanitarians, but oppose a Jewish stateHello, all. Heartbreaking update. The photo on the left was taken by me on the East Pier in Dún Laoghaire a few minutes ago. It says ‘Zionists not welcome in Dún Laoghaire’. I grew up in Dún Laoghaire. It is my beloved hometown. I have walked and run down this pier thousands
- Replying to @fractaledmind and @julian_rubischRails is scaling quite nicely for us. I'm an even bigger fan of vanilla rails stack now than when we started in 2011.














