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charlie
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charlie
@chunkbardey
here for a good time and a long time. ultimately a comedian. is this helping??? i have a podcast called @ExplorationLive
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    charlie
    @chunkbardey
    Aug 9, 2022
    eating dinner w ur friend is like wait this zucchini is rly good. it can be like that but also lots of other things as well. life is so full it’s almost impossible to describe. and of course full of pain as well
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    charlie
    @chunkbardey
    Dec 2, 2020
    reading my spotify list being like omg wait i love these songs
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    charlie
    @chunkbardey
    Jan 1, 2021
    ppl posting on instagram like “2020 was fucking awful but i made it through” and it’s like 8 pictures of them on vacation
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    charlie
    @chunkbardey
    Jan 6, 2021
    putting soup in a square tupperware...... it’s just not right. it should be a circle one which is the shape of soup
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    charlie
    @chunkbardey
    Nov 23, 2021
    ppl come over to ur house and are like “can i get myself a glass of water” and ur like “sure” and u look over and they’ve chosen literally the most random glass you’ve ever seen
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    charlie
    @chunkbardey
    May 1, 2022
    it can be sooo healing to stay up til 3am. unfortunately it will also completely ruin your life
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    @chunkbardey
    Jan 13, 2023
    breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it - i’m supposed to keep that information to myself ???
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    @chunkbardey
    Apr 18, 2020
    tik tok truly paralyzes me like i’ll watch it for 45 minutes in whatever position i was in when i opened it. the stillness of a lizard in danger
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    charlie
    @chunkbardey
    Apr 27, 2021
    so crazy when someone gives u the prompt “tell me something you’ve never told anyone” like are you out of your fucking mind
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    charlie
    @chunkbardey
    Dec 18, 2024
    when a friend is depressed sometimes the nicest thing you can do for them is to ask them to do a favor for you
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    charlie
    @chunkbardey
    Mar 4, 2022
    everyone else’s birthday is on the most random possible day whereas mine is on the day where it’s like ok Yeah this is a birthday
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    charlie
    @chunkbardey
    Jun 30, 2025
    taking your keys on a trip feels so silly it’s like hmm yeah lemme bring these just in case where i’m going they have My Door
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    charlie
    @chunkbardey
    Oct 11, 2020
    does any1 kno when the pandemic is going 2 be over
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    charlie
    @chunkbardey
    Mar 9, 2020
    the fact that if you go to bed at 11 you can wake up at 7 and have gotten 8 hours of sleep......... that’s so crazy i can’t believe that